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Just got this in at work to catalog:
How to Read This Book
If you're reading this sentence then you've pretty much got it. Good job. Just keep going the way you are.
...
When the stripper jumped out of the giant cake, everyone got excited. But when she jumped into the regular-sized cake, everyone got confused.
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Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.
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99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of my crush on Demetri Martin.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemetriMartin (fairly safe as TVTropes pages go, not so much an endless rabbit hole that you will not extract yourself from for days - in fact, I didn't click a single link)
(found reblogged in http://bignosesaresexy.tumblr.com/ - lol, bonus for all the Snape folks I know are out there, amirite?)
(Despite his dewy young looks which have often made me wonder if he was barely 18 when I've seen him on TV shows, apparently he was actually born in 1973. So have at 'im if you like, you other thirty- and forty-somethings.)
How to Read This Book
If you're reading this sentence then you've pretty much got it. Good job. Just keep going the way you are.
...
When the stripper jumped out of the giant cake, everyone got excited. But when she jumped into the regular-sized cake, everyone got confused.
...
Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.
...
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
Sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of my crush on Demetri Martin.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemetriMartin (fairly safe as TVTropes pages go, not so much an endless rabbit hole that you will not extract yourself from for days - in fact, I didn't click a single link)
(found reblogged in http://bignosesaresexy.tumblr.com/ - lol, bonus for all the Snape folks I know are out there, amirite?)
(Despite his dewy young looks which have often made me wonder if he was barely 18 when I've seen him on TV shows, apparently he was actually born in 1973. So have at 'im if you like, you other thirty- and forty-somethings.)