"I'd love to see the original 8 lines. But good on you for not crushing the little child."

Nah, I dunno, I feel I'm being snarky enough as it is without providing the original, or a link to it. Not that the search function has ever worked on FFN, for me anyway, but you know, I don't want to encourage people to actually snipe at her in person (although I would hope people I have on my flist are more mature than that?).