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[arcanetrivia]

I think I need to not be trying to write right now.

Searching for something slightly more witty than "he would rather die than _____", my brain has just served up the following phrase with a smile, as though what on earth could possibly be wrong with it?

he would sooner eat wool until he shat sweaters

What the hell, brain?

What the Kentucky Fried hell?

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[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

That's pretty clever, I think, though gross to actually think about. It's the type of phrase that would work if used once in a story, in the right place.

On a side note, I've been getting a strange urge lately to do a search of ff.net for the word "Slytherine", after getting an old Bush song (http://www.lyrics007.com/Bush%20Lyrics/Glycerine%20Lyrics.html) stuck in my head.

[arcanetrivia]

Yeah. In this case it was really the wrong place, a little too comical for the situation.

Oh my. "Glycerine". I remember that...