My favorites are the impossibly OOC Snapes that you somehow put back into character...
""What is this atrocity? Please tell me it's merely that Father Christmas has gone insane, and that there is not actually a living human being out there who has seen fit to send me this."
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""What is this atrocity? Please tell me it's merely that Father Christmas has gone insane, and that there is not actually a living human being out there who has seen fit to send me this."
Hee!