Oh no, I just had more fun with the idea of Dumbledore's shiny toy collection all being sex toys, since around here leathermen are a dime a dozen. (Okay, not *that* cheap, but seriously I live around the corner from Folsom, there's no shortage.)

But now it's funny again, because I misread this as Unitarian!Dumbledore, and am picturing Dumbledore giving a sermon-thingie at a Unitarian Universalist church-thing and ... okay, not that funny I guess.

Look over there! Dumbledore is surrounded by hunky, hairy men in chaps! Oh dear God I didn't need the mental image of Dumbledore in chaps, can you tell I'm under-medicated today or what?