In the process of trying to assist
fenm with a "dead!Snape and Harry have a chat" (whether by means of portrait, or Resurrection Stone) fic, I have produced a mostly-dialogue drabble:
"You know, Professor, I was thinking of naming one of my children after you."
"How gauche, Potter. Can't come up with anything original between you and your Weasley sweetheart? Pity."
Harry's eyes flashed, but for once he kept his temper in check. "Look, I know it's a little cliched to name children after people you respect, but--"
Snape snorted. "I wonder if you've looked that word up in the dictionary lately. I certainly wouldn't have used it to describe your attitude towards me."
"That's because you weren't still around when I started thinking it."
Snape blinked, confused.
"Go on..."
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"You know, Professor, I was thinking of naming one of my children after you."
"How gauche, Potter. Can't come up with anything original between you and your Weasley sweetheart? Pity."
Harry's eyes flashed, but for once he kept his temper in check. "Look, I know it's a little cliched to name children after people you respect, but--"
Snape snorted. "I wonder if you've looked that word up in the dictionary lately. I certainly wouldn't have used it to describe your attitude towards me."
"That's because you weren't still around when I started thinking it."
Snape blinked, confused.
"Go on..."