Yuletide rec: "The Bones of the Hills" (Discworld, gen, G)

The Bones of the Hills by (anonymous)
Fandom: Discworld
Pairing/Characters: Tiffany Aching, Feegles, trolls
Rating: General
Words: 4262

Author's summary: The old people called the biggest flints 'calkins', which meant 'chalk children'.
Author's warnings: None
Additional tags: Yuletide Treat

My comment: "MAC AWF'LY CALKIN. Did you just..."

Quote:
"It's no' nat'ral," Daft Wullie said, regarding the thing with some suspicion. "Big Yan gave it a face full o' heid an' it didnae even fall doon!"
"Aye," said Rob Anybody. "So then he applied a touch o' advanced thinkin' to the problem-"
"He headbutted it again?" Tiffany surmised, having some experience by now with the Feegle approach to problem-solving.