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Thats yer horoscope 4 2day by ~ChiboaTheRat on deviantART
*snickers*
If you have a hard time reading the pink text or in fact getting the joke at all, it says
CAPRICORN!!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person
But you know they're lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows
And never never never never never
Leave my house again
which is a snippet from a Weird Al song, "Your Horoscope For Today" (see this on YouTube for instance).
...lookigotnuthinitjustmademelaughokay??