I actually didn't think it was quite terrible enough for that. The names are pretty awful ("Shayd"?? and honestly, enough with the alliteration, they don't all need to start with "S"!), but it's not a hilarious butchering of the English language, nor a screamingly absurd storyline (as fanfic goes, I mean). They even spelled "triplets" right the second time. Disappointingly banal, even.