The bouncer shook his head. "A bit of advice, boys: next time, at least have gone through puberty before trying to sneak into a club." Looks like someone is a card carrying member of the Lexicon Aversion Society. Otherwise they'd know that it wasn't the 60s it was the 40s. Cause Lucius and Severus are like way ancient. *nods*

These little snippets are always good for a giggle. I admire your ability to slog through the tripe at FFN.