..I'm stumped. Can anyone else deduce what this story is supposed to be about? (Reading it didn't help much.)
i think upon reading that summary that this fic must be about an emo whale who is sad for his sparkly blue socks with stars on them. the whale - whose name is Walter - is afraid that his washing machine may eat his favourite socks and he will be left without sparkly star socks. It will be full of angst and dark moments. It may contain thoughts of suicide and cutting.

...or maybe not. but i think my version is spot on. ^_________^
(have i mentioned how much i love these bits of yours? totally keep me amused!)