Maybe the author feels that only suicidal people can possibly appreciate the fanfic? Wow, the Internet has opened up new markets.
Humidity: Why do you think he wears his hair so greasy? It's the only thing that stops the terrible frizz, especially in damp Scottish weather. You think he looks silly now, imagine him with hair bushier than Hermione. (Is that why she's after him? She wants his personal formula for de-frizzer!)
Also, why does Snape need a personal paparazzi? Does he want someone to be harassed by cameramen and stalked and asked nagging, stupid questions? Hey, Hermione can do that last bit at least... but who is he siccing her on?
"DARK LORD TRUTHS REVEALED! Exclusive Quibbler Interview! With Photos!!! by H.Granger"
...ok putting down the coffee now and going away really
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Humidity: Why do you think he wears his hair so greasy? It's the only thing that stops the terrible frizz, especially in damp Scottish weather. You think he looks silly now, imagine him with hair bushier than Hermione. (Is that why she's after him? She wants his personal formula for de-frizzer!)
Also, why does Snape need a personal paparazzi? Does he want someone to be harassed by cameramen and stalked and asked nagging, stupid questions? Hey, Hermione can do that last bit at least... but who is he siccing her on?
"DARK LORD TRUTHS REVEALED! Exclusive Quibbler Interview! With Photos!!! by H.Granger"
...ok putting down the coffee now and going away really