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some kind of snark faery ([personal profile] arcanetrivia) wrote2021-03-03 04:33 pm

Overdue fic and art recs

Some things I've been meaning to get around to reccing since, oh, early January, as you can probably tell from the fact that they're from Yuletide and Hoggywarty...

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Fae Accompli by [archiveofourown.org profile] haywire
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Pairing/Characters: Laszlo, Nandor, Colin, Guillermo
Rating: Teen
Words: 3041

Author's summary: When Guillermo tries to lighten the mood around the house for the holidays, things don't go exactly as he'd planned. That might not be such a bad thing, however, and he tries to milk it for all that it's worth.
Author's warnings: No Warnings Apply

Quote:
“You know you cannot openly attack the fae, darling.” Nadja said softly, then clucked her tongue. “If only it was that easy.”
“The fae?” Guillermo looked between the two vampires on the couch, trying to figure out what was going on.
“Up there, on the mantel,” Nandor whispered, nodding towards the Elf on the Shelf.


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Many Happy Returns (No Exchanges or Refunds) by [archiveofourown.org profile] boasamishipper
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Pairing/Characters: Colin, Guillermo, Nandor the Relentless, Laszlo, Nadja
Rating: Teen
Words: 2804

Author's summary: “...Isn’t June 6th Colin Robinson’s birthday?” Guillermo says. Everything comes to a screeching halt. The camera pans from face to face. “Fuck,” Nadja says empathetically.
Author's notes: Colin Robinson's card tricks are directly inspired by Mark Proksch's breakout role as K-Strass the Yo-Yo Master. Has to be seen to be believed.
Author's warnings: No Warnings Apply
Additional tags: Yuletide 2020, Birthday, Birthday Presents, Friendship, Vampires, Canon-typical shenanigans, Episode Style, Humor, Crack

Quote:
“Colin Robinson will ruin the All-American Turbo Mega Unholy Masquerade,” Nandor bemoans. “He will want to talk to everyone, and bore them to death. And then it will just be the All-Colin Robinson, Not-Turbo Not-Mega and not at all Unholy Masquerade.”

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Art:
Season's Greetings from Hogwarts! by [livejournal.com profile] mywitch
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Irma Pince
Rating: PG

Artist's summary: The Hogwarts Faculty tries to keep it together for the annual Yule card photo.
Artist's warnings: Tiny bit of full frontal nudity ;)

My comment: "Ahhh, I laughed!"

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Art with words on:
The Gift by [livejournal.com profile] sigune
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore
Rating: Ummm... PG for a word you don't want your child to repeat?
Words: 168 (dialogue on art panels)

Author's summary: The year is 1993, and the presence of one Mr Remus Lupin at Hogwarts means that this isn't the Potions Master's favourite Christmas ever. Maybe, just maybe, Minerva McGonagall can lift his gloom.
Author's notes: Dear Squibstress, as per Hoggywarty usual, this got out of hand. Everything started with your "awkward magical mistletoe meeting" prompt, but, um... yeah. My apologies for the extreme silliness and lack of sophistication. I'd blame 2020, but alas, I've got previous. I dearly hope that this little story can at least elicit a chuckle.
Author's warnings: Rude language

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Roll to Hit It by [archiveofourown.org profile] Stratisphyre
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Pairing/Characters: Jenna/Nadja, Guillermo, Laszlo, Nandor, Colin
Rating: General
Words: 3401

Author's summary: “I am going to seduce Nadja through the awesome power of Dungeons and Dragons.”
Author's notes: Happy Yuletide yeats! It was such a pleasure writing this for you! As soon as I saw your idea about Jenna teaching the others D&D, this was a done deal. It turned into a bit of a love letter to D&D, and I really hope you enjoy it.
Author's warnings: No Warnings Apply
Additional tags: Fluff, Dungeons & Dragons References, In-Jokes, so many in-jokes

Quote:
Jenna frowned. “You played D&D in college?” She was treading in dangerous waters… one wrong move and Colin Robinson would Get Started.