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arcanetrivia) wrote2009-05-22 01:45 am
arcanetrivia) wrote2009-05-22 01:45 am
some some summaries
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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Fanfiction is taken from Youtube's YunJae Shattered part's 1-5 by the talented r3dc1nc1n .
Gesundheit.
feel free to go look it up.
I don't think that'll help.
this story is centering around Severus Snap
Oh no he didn't!
as the main character. everything else is up in the air.
Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.
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Severus wants Lily to notice him as more than a friend ...Can he make it? EDITING
I know EDITING (!!!) would sure attract me to someone, but I'm a freaky Ravenclaw. If it's Lily he's after, Severus should probably try some other chat-up routine.
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(the story's title)
Well How Did We Get Here?
Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?
I,Lily Luna Potter Am In Love With A Hero.But,I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Falling In Love With A Portrait.
Sir Cadogan Really Is A Nice Fellow, Though. He Certainly Knows How To Treat A Lady. Every So Often We Have A Threesome With Phineas Which I Must Admit Took Me A While To Get Used To, But, Well, Let Me Just Say Slytherins Aren't Associated With Snakes For Nothing.
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In the summer before Harry's 7th year he undergoes a change that will impact the entire wizarding world and once more finds himself different than everyone else.
Um, no, that's called puberty, sweetie.
Along with the change comes a bond to a Vampire
Um, no, that's called Cedric, sweetie.
and a whole new set of challenges.
"Harry Potter Scene It"? Seen it.
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THE DEATH EATERS TAKE ON NEW YORK CITY! NEED I SAY MORE? very AU
Lord Voldemort and His Marvellous Eaters of Death: now a Broadway musical!
Also please note this story's title:
The Big Easy yeah, right
Oh dear! Looks like my mental map needs a little correction.
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Hermione has her eye on someone...someone with a cool demeanor...a hard shell...
...Hermione/Donatello?
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This is Severus Snape's version of How I Imagined It. I posted HIII
Hiii!
as an outline for this story. This one has the same plot as HIII
Hiii!!!!! Can you hear me? I can hear youuuuu!!!!
but it's told through Severus's eyes. Please read and review! Thank you! Rated T for subtle mentions of adult things
Ooh, I love a nice long-term-care insurance fic.
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Michelle Lass
Was a boy who had a twin sister, Michael Ladd. True story!
after an experience as a child, becomes a mute involuntarily.
Post-Clown Trauma Stress Disorder: It's real, and it affects the lives of thousands of children. Give, won't you? Thank you.
Although her guardians believed it a bad idea to do so, the sent her off to Hogwarts, where she meets and befriends a boy just as lonely as herself. MarauderEra Summary inside.
So that'd be different from the Trio-era summary, then?
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This is a reposted story. It felt bad to continue on the other one.
I can only imagine how it must feel on this one, then.
I also need a new beta
One that works pretty quick
One that won't let me upload stuff
Without a poke from the grammar stick...
so let me know if you are up for the job. Itsnot always as bad at is seams...
It might be tailor-made for you!
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Fanfiction is taken from Youtube's YunJae Shattered part's 1-5 by the talented r3dc1nc1n .
Gesundheit.
feel free to go look it up.
I don't think that'll help.
this story is centering around Severus Snap
Oh no he didn't!
as the main character. everything else is up in the air.
Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.
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Severus wants Lily to notice him as more than a friend ...Can he make it? EDITING
I know EDITING (!!!) would sure attract me to someone, but I'm a freaky Ravenclaw. If it's Lily he's after, Severus should probably try some other chat-up routine.
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(the story's title)
Well How Did We Get Here?
Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?
I,Lily Luna Potter Am In Love With A Hero.But,I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Falling In Love With A Portrait.
Sir Cadogan Really Is A Nice Fellow, Though. He Certainly Knows How To Treat A Lady. Every So Often We Have A Threesome With Phineas Which I Must Admit Took Me A While To Get Used To, But, Well, Let Me Just Say Slytherins Aren't Associated With Snakes For Nothing.
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In the summer before Harry's 7th year he undergoes a change that will impact the entire wizarding world and once more finds himself different than everyone else.
Um, no, that's called puberty, sweetie.
Along with the change comes a bond to a Vampire
Um, no, that's called Cedric, sweetie.
and a whole new set of challenges.
"Harry Potter Scene It"? Seen it.
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THE DEATH EATERS TAKE ON NEW YORK CITY! NEED I SAY MORE? very AU
Lord Voldemort and His Marvellous Eaters of Death: now a Broadway musical!
Also please note this story's title:
The Big Easy yeah, right
Oh dear! Looks like my mental map needs a little correction.
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Hermione has her eye on someone...someone with a cool demeanor...a hard shell...
...Hermione/Donatello?
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This is Severus Snape's version of How I Imagined It. I posted HIII
Hiii!
as an outline for this story. This one has the same plot as HIII
Hiii!!!!! Can you hear me? I can hear youuuuu!!!!
but it's told through Severus's eyes. Please read and review! Thank you! Rated T for subtle mentions of adult things
Ooh, I love a nice long-term-care insurance fic.
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Michelle Lass
Was a boy who had a twin sister, Michael Ladd. True story!
after an experience as a child, becomes a mute involuntarily.
Post-Clown Trauma Stress Disorder: It's real, and it affects the lives of thousands of children. Give, won't you? Thank you.
Although her guardians believed it a bad idea to do so, the sent her off to Hogwarts, where she meets and befriends a boy just as lonely as herself. MarauderEra Summary inside.
So that'd be different from the Trio-era summary, then?
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This is a reposted story. It felt bad to continue on the other one.
I can only imagine how it must feel on this one, then.
I also need a new beta
One that works pretty quick
One that won't let me upload stuff
Without a poke from the grammar stick...
so let me know if you are up for the job. Itsnot always as bad at is seams...
It might be tailor-made for you!
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"I'll beta your fic for you, Lily!"
...Hermione/Donatello?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
... But you know it must exist somewhere. o_O
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[facepalm]
Well How Did We Get Here?
Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?
And you might find yourself in another part of the world... Apparation'll do that...
Along with the change comes a bond to a Vampire
Um, no, that's called Cedric, sweetie.
Bonding to Cedric? I think I read a fanfic like that once...
THE DEATH EATERS TAKE ON NEW YORK CITY! NEED I SAY MORE?
The Big Easy yeah, right
Oh, dear lord...
...Hermione/Donatello?
Nice!
I also need a new beta
One that works pretty quick
One that won't let me upload stuff
Without a poke from the grammar stick...
One that'll make me spell right
And punctuate right, too
One that'll make sure my fics don't smell like doggy-doo,
Itsnot always as bad at is seams...
It might be tailor-made for you!
Ug.. That pun was sew bad...
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Somehow I just can't see Severus saying, "Oh, snap."
I could see him sneering contemptuously as one of his students says it.
Can he make it? EDITING
Jeez, these days we have to give warnings for EVERYTHING that occurs in a fic. WARNING: Explicit editing.
Oh dear! Looks like my mental map needs a little correction.
That'd be the sequel, after the DE's get defeated in NYC, called Busted Flat in Baton Rouge.
(Which now has me singing "Me and My Greasy Sevvie" (http://bohemianspirit.livejournal.com/73850.html) yet again... set to the tune of "Bobby McGee." I'm thinking of singing that at the Dirty Drabble gathering at Writercon. Not a drabble, but dirty enough, I guess.)
P.S. - Your map made me laugh out loud. ;-)
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...Hermione/Donatello?
LOL! I'm surprised it hasn't been written yet, given the kind of stories that pop up in HP fanfic...
as the main character. everything else is up in the air.
Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.
ROFL! *imagines someone saying, "I am sick of these motherf*cking Snaps on this motherf*cking plan!"
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"Have you read this *edited* story I wrote for you?"
It would work with me. I'd assume he was charmingly odd, and cared enough about me to make sure he edited the story he wrote for me!
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