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arcanetrivia) wrote2009-05-22 01:45 am
arcanetrivia) wrote2009-05-22 01:45 am
some some summaries
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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Fanfiction is taken from Youtube's YunJae Shattered part's 1-5 by the talented r3dc1nc1n .
Gesundheit.
feel free to go look it up.
I don't think that'll help.
this story is centering around Severus Snap
Oh no he didn't!
as the main character. everything else is up in the air.
Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.
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Severus wants Lily to notice him as more than a friend ...Can he make it? EDITING
I know EDITING (!!!) would sure attract me to someone, but I'm a freaky Ravenclaw. If it's Lily he's after, Severus should probably try some other chat-up routine.
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(the story's title)
Well How Did We Get Here?
Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?
I,Lily Luna Potter Am In Love With A Hero.But,I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Falling In Love With A Portrait.
Sir Cadogan Really Is A Nice Fellow, Though. He Certainly Knows How To Treat A Lady. Every So Often We Have A Threesome With Phineas Which I Must Admit Took Me A While To Get Used To, But, Well, Let Me Just Say Slytherins Aren't Associated With Snakes For Nothing.
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In the summer before Harry's 7th year he undergoes a change that will impact the entire wizarding world and once more finds himself different than everyone else.
Um, no, that's called puberty, sweetie.
Along with the change comes a bond to a Vampire
Um, no, that's called Cedric, sweetie.
and a whole new set of challenges.
"Harry Potter Scene It"? Seen it.
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THE DEATH EATERS TAKE ON NEW YORK CITY! NEED I SAY MORE? very AU
Lord Voldemort and His Marvellous Eaters of Death: now a Broadway musical!
Also please note this story's title:
The Big Easy yeah, right
Oh dear! Looks like my mental map needs a little correction.
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Hermione has her eye on someone...someone with a cool demeanor...a hard shell...
...Hermione/Donatello?
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This is Severus Snape's version of How I Imagined It. I posted HIII
Hiii!
as an outline for this story. This one has the same plot as HIII
Hiii!!!!! Can you hear me? I can hear youuuuu!!!!
but it's told through Severus's eyes. Please read and review! Thank you! Rated T for subtle mentions of adult things
Ooh, I love a nice long-term-care insurance fic.
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Michelle Lass
Was a boy who had a twin sister, Michael Ladd. True story!
after an experience as a child, becomes a mute involuntarily.
Post-Clown Trauma Stress Disorder: It's real, and it affects the lives of thousands of children. Give, won't you? Thank you.
Although her guardians believed it a bad idea to do so, the sent her off to Hogwarts, where she meets and befriends a boy just as lonely as herself. MarauderEra Summary inside.
So that'd be different from the Trio-era summary, then?
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This is a reposted story. It felt bad to continue on the other one.
I can only imagine how it must feel on this one, then.
I also need a new beta
One that works pretty quick
One that won't let me upload stuff
Without a poke from the grammar stick...
so let me know if you are up for the job. Itsnot always as bad at is seams...
It might be tailor-made for you!
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Fanfiction is taken from Youtube's YunJae Shattered part's 1-5 by the talented r3dc1nc1n .
Gesundheit.
feel free to go look it up.
I don't think that'll help.
this story is centering around Severus Snap
Oh no he didn't!
as the main character. everything else is up in the air.
Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.
-----
Severus wants Lily to notice him as more than a friend ...Can he make it? EDITING
I know EDITING (!!!) would sure attract me to someone, but I'm a freaky Ravenclaw. If it's Lily he's after, Severus should probably try some other chat-up routine.
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(the story's title)
Well How Did We Get Here?
Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?
I,Lily Luna Potter Am In Love With A Hero.But,I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Falling In Love With A Portrait.
Sir Cadogan Really Is A Nice Fellow, Though. He Certainly Knows How To Treat A Lady. Every So Often We Have A Threesome With Phineas Which I Must Admit Took Me A While To Get Used To, But, Well, Let Me Just Say Slytherins Aren't Associated With Snakes For Nothing.
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In the summer before Harry's 7th year he undergoes a change that will impact the entire wizarding world and once more finds himself different than everyone else.
Um, no, that's called puberty, sweetie.
Along with the change comes a bond to a Vampire
Um, no, that's called Cedric, sweetie.
and a whole new set of challenges.
"Harry Potter Scene It"? Seen it.
-----
THE DEATH EATERS TAKE ON NEW YORK CITY! NEED I SAY MORE? very AU
Lord Voldemort and His Marvellous Eaters of Death: now a Broadway musical!
Also please note this story's title:
The Big Easy yeah, right
Oh dear! Looks like my mental map needs a little correction.
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Hermione has her eye on someone...someone with a cool demeanor...a hard shell...
...Hermione/Donatello?
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This is Severus Snape's version of How I Imagined It. I posted HIII
Hiii!
as an outline for this story. This one has the same plot as HIII
Hiii!!!!! Can you hear me? I can hear youuuuu!!!!
but it's told through Severus's eyes. Please read and review! Thank you! Rated T for subtle mentions of adult things
Ooh, I love a nice long-term-care insurance fic.
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Michelle Lass
Was a boy who had a twin sister, Michael Ladd. True story!
after an experience as a child, becomes a mute involuntarily.
Post-Clown Trauma Stress Disorder: It's real, and it affects the lives of thousands of children. Give, won't you? Thank you.
Although her guardians believed it a bad idea to do so, the sent her off to Hogwarts, where she meets and befriends a boy just as lonely as herself. MarauderEra Summary inside.
So that'd be different from the Trio-era summary, then?
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This is a reposted story. It felt bad to continue on the other one.
I can only imagine how it must feel on this one, then.
I also need a new beta
One that works pretty quick
One that won't let me upload stuff
Without a poke from the grammar stick...
so let me know if you are up for the job. Itsnot always as bad at is seams...
It might be tailor-made for you!
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"I'll beta your fic for you, Lily!"
...Hermione/Donatello?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
... But you know it must exist somewhere. o_O
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Awww... young love!
... But you know it must exist somewhere. o_O
Rule 34...
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I had to go looking for it, didn't I. Didn't find it, but the things I did find were o_O inducing in the extreme. Hey, that's OK, I didn't plan to sleep tonight anyway.
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May originate with xkcd: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it. (http://xkcd.com/305/) (worksafe comic)
Also stated "If it exists, there is porn of it", or "There is porn of it, no exceptions" (see Rules of the Internet (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_Of_The_Internet)).
I like to paraphrase it to "if it didn't exist before, it does now" -- i.e., the act of thinking of some strange pairing or setup calls it into existence.
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Oh Christ.
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