fic: Pocket Money (Severus, gen, PG)

(xpost to snape100)

Title: Pocket Money
Characters: Severus Snape
Word count: 100 x 2
Challenge: #200 Double Drabble
Rating: PG (a couple unrefined words).
Summary: What would young Severus do if he found a sizable coin on the street?

A/N: So many creative Wizarding swears out there (e.g. "Merlin's merkin", "Circe's tits"), I wanted to make my own. Thus I give you "Faust's bollocks". May you use it in good health.

( Severus' black cloak swished behind him... )

fic: Pocket Money (Severus, gen, PG)

(xpost to snape100)

Title: Pocket Money
Characters: Severus Snape
Word count: 100 x 2
Challenge: #200 Double Drabble
Rating: PG (a couple unrefined words).
Summary: What would young Severus do if he found a sizable coin on the street?

A/N: So many creative Wizarding swears out there (e.g. "Merlin's merkin", "Circe's tits"), I wanted to make my own. Thus I give you "Faust's bollocks". May you use it in good health.

( Severus' black cloak swished behind him... )

(no subject)

Sirius really is the epitome of self-assured, isn't he? Probably his perfect hair, that jerk.

...

"I saw Remus Lupin drinking a piña colada down at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect."

my brain has the crazy

(no subject)

Sirius really is the epitome of self-assured, isn't he? Probably his perfect hair, that jerk.

...

"I saw Remus Lupin drinking a piña colada down at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect."

my brain has the crazy

(no subject)

Someone on InsaneJournal responded to "Pocket Money" with "Nimue's nipples, what a great little insight into Severus!"

*ded*

I thought I was being clever with "Faust's bollocks," but ye gods, "Nimue's nipples". It is making me giggle way too much.

(no subject)

Someone on InsaneJournal responded to "Pocket Money" with "Nimue's nipples, what a great little insight into Severus!"

*ded*

I thought I was being clever with "Faust's bollocks," but ye gods, "Nimue's nipples". It is making me giggle way too much.

MORTAL HOGWARTS!

Taking what is implied in the "Snape wins... Fatality" icon entirely too far:

enotsola says:
actually, it'd depend on the characters fighting style entirely
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
true
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
oh gods.
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
this is too silly
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
because now i'm picturing styles, you see
enotsola says:
heheh
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
snape surely must have an attack that's just a glare
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
luna can invoke, i dunno, wrackspurts
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
ginny, well, bat bogey hex, natch
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
tonks, she hurts by blundering into you and knocking you over
enotsola says:
well, I figure Tonks could do crazy attacks..
enotsola says:
like "peck you in the face"
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
oh, oh
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
tonks is like what's his name, um, kung lao? the one who can become everyone else
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
shang tsung
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
whoever
enotsola says:
heheh, shang tsung! dude!
enotsola says:
Lupin can go all werewolf and pwn shit
enotsola says:
Harry has the power of being a git!
enotsola says:
Fred and George tag team!
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
lol
enotsola says:
or, like Ken/Ryu in streetfighter.. like, same moves, with slight variations

MORTAL HOGWARTS!

Taking what is implied in the "Snape wins... Fatality" icon entirely too far:

enotsola says:
actually, it'd depend on the characters fighting style entirely
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
true
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
oh gods.
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
this is too silly
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
because now i'm picturing styles, you see
enotsola says:
heheh
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
snape surely must have an attack that's just a glare
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
luna can invoke, i dunno, wrackspurts
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
ginny, well, bat bogey hex, natch
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
tonks, she hurts by blundering into you and knocking you over
enotsola says:
well, I figure Tonks could do crazy attacks..
enotsola says:
like "peck you in the face"
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
oh, oh
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
tonks is like what's his name, um, kung lao? the one who can become everyone else
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
shang tsung
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
whoever
enotsola says:
heheh, shang tsung! dude!
enotsola says:
Lupin can go all werewolf and pwn shit
enotsola says:
Harry has the power of being a git!
enotsola says:
Fred and George tag team!
Eironeia Ainsworth says:
lol
enotsola says:
or, like Ken/Ryu in streetfighter.. like, same moves, with slight variations