Nov. 19th, 2007

arcanetrivia: a light purple swirl on a darker purple background (snape bitter (slap a bitch))
I had to write an 8-line epitaph for my English class… I did one on Severus! ... Comment???


Very well.

It's terrible. It doesn't really say anything. It has neither rhyme nor meter. You misspelled Hufflepuff. And you ripped off StuartZX's "Bohemian Polka" PPP fanvid for your punchline. I hope your teacher gives you zero marks and takes points from your house.

Also, you misspelled "snake" as "snack", which makes hilarious nonsense of your "snake-faced bastard" epithet for Voldemort. Let's see... maybe a Hostess Sno-ball? (Other interpretations of "snack-faced bastard" are left as an exercise for the soon-to-be-horrified reader.)

As an antidote to your craziness, my own similarly-titled ficlet, Epitaph, with particular emphasis on recognizing when you should just put the keyboard down and back away slowly.

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I didn't actually leave this review, but I am sure thinking it as hard as I can. *facepalm*
arcanetrivia: a light purple swirl on a darker purple background (snape bitter (slap a bitch))
I had to write an 8-line epitaph for my English class… I did one on Severus! ... Comment???


Very well.

It's terrible. It doesn't really say anything. It has neither rhyme nor meter. You misspelled Hufflepuff. And you ripped off StuartZX's "Bohemian Polka" PPP fanvid for your punchline. I hope your teacher gives you zero marks and takes points from your house.

Also, you misspelled "snake" as "snack", which makes hilarious nonsense of your "snake-faced bastard" epithet for Voldemort. Let's see... maybe a Hostess Sno-ball? (Other interpretations of "snack-faced bastard" are left as an exercise for the soon-to-be-horrified reader.)

As an antidote to your craziness, my own similarly-titled ficlet, Epitaph, with particular emphasis on recognizing when you should just put the keyboard down and back away slowly.

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I didn't actually leave this review, but I am sure thinking it as hard as I can. *facepalm*

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