Feb. 9th, 2009
I like to summarize, summarize
Feb. 9th, 2009 11:27 pmDisclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.
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Severus survives. He evaluates his life.Reads the paper and nearly chokes.
Uh... Severus, love? That's not what's meant by "devouring" text...
Can he ever show his face again?Somebody gives helping hand.He finds true love. Not infatuation like before.Rated M for language, no coarse words. Feelings. Same world, but AU.
Um. I think it's time for another look at the definitions of "coarse words" and "AU".
Also: is it me, or are they warning for "feelings"?
Also also: the title of this fic is Future Snape. I know they mean well, but I can't help picturing this:

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Severus survives. He evaluates his life.Reads the paper and nearly chokes.
Uh... Severus, love? That's not what's meant by "devouring" text...
Can he ever show his face again?Somebody gives helping hand.He finds true love. Not infatuation like before.Rated M for language, no coarse words. Feelings. Same world, but AU.
Um. I think it's time for another look at the definitions of "coarse words" and "AU".
Also: is it me, or are they warning for "feelings"?
Also also: the title of this fic is Future Snape. I know they mean well, but I can't help picturing this:
( Read more... )
I like to summarize, summarize
Feb. 9th, 2009 11:27 pmDisclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.
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Severus survives. He evaluates his life.Reads the paper and nearly chokes.
Uh... Severus, love? That's not what's meant by "devouring" text...
Can he ever show his face again?Somebody gives helping hand.He finds true love. Not infatuation like before.Rated M for language, no coarse words. Feelings. Same world, but AU.
Um. I think it's time for another look at the definitions of "coarse words" and "AU".
Also: is it me, or are they warning for "feelings"?
Also also: the title of this fic is Future Snape. I know they mean well, but I can't help picturing this:

( Read more... )
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Severus survives. He evaluates his life.Reads the paper and nearly chokes.
Uh... Severus, love? That's not what's meant by "devouring" text...
Can he ever show his face again?Somebody gives helping hand.He finds true love. Not infatuation like before.Rated M for language, no coarse words. Feelings. Same world, but AU.
Um. I think it's time for another look at the definitions of "coarse words" and "AU".
Also: is it me, or are they warning for "feelings"?
Also also: the title of this fic is Future Snape. I know they mean well, but I can't help picturing this:
( Read more... )