fic: The Trouble With Towel Snaps (Monkey Island, Teen/PG-13?)

OH MY GLOB I WROTE SOMETHING?

I know no one reading this is probably into Monkey Island, or maybe has never even heard of it, but it really did my head in last late summer/autumn and here we are.

Title: The Trouble With Towel Snaps
Fandom: Monkey Island
Pairing/Characters: Guybrush Threepwood/Brimstone Beach Cabana Boy (Technically. I mean, it's kinda suggestive actions that involve those two people. Not really a "pairing".)
Rating: Teen
Words: 981
Warnings: None really, but see additional tags
Additional tags: Crack, very light spanking (I guess you'd call it; if you're actually into spanking this is not the fic for you), I cannot stress enough that this is crack
Summary: Not everyone takes being snapped with a wet towel in the same way.
Notes: This fic is just SO dumb. I cannot overstate that. For the love of $DEITY, do not take it seriously. Cuwalli and I were discussing how there aren't many characters in Monkey Island that you can ship with Guybrush without it getting extremely silly, laughed about the idea of Guybrush/Brimstone Beach Cabana Boy, and both said the same thing at the same time about Guybrush snapping him with the towel. So obviously this thing is all his fault and I had absolutely nothing to do with it.

That sound you're hearing is everyone who followed me for brooding Snape fics instantly unfollowing me after making this nonsense the first fic I post in more than 10 years. XD

Dialogue in the first fourth or so is taken directly from The Curse of Monkey Island.

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( The Trouble With Towel Snaps )

art recs from Hoggywarty

Dirigible Plum by mywitch
Pairing/Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Xenophilius Lovegood
Rating: G
Summary: It’s 1946, and the Wizarding world is emerging from the shadow of Prussia. For Xenophilius, there could be no more exciting time to study further at L’Académie de Beauxbatons - especially when his life is lit-up by one very special visitor.
My comment: "What lovely braids Albus has!"

The Headmaster's Closet by cabepfir
Pairing/Characters: Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Wispy the house-elf
Rating: G
Summary: Professor Snape owns everything he needs
My comment: "Aww, this is sweet! And I am living for his music T-shirts :D"