arcanetrivia: a light purple swirl on a darker purple background (humor (sectumsempra))
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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This is the continuation of HP 6 where Ron leaves Lavender to go find Romilda Vane. What happens which makes Harry and Snape end up together!

Wait-- what?? I think I just got ficlash.

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(the entire summary)

Harry goes into labour

Yeah, I didn't really see him as a Tory.

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Hermione is a skipper? Who would have thought? Snape did. Hermione gets caught. What will happen? I guess you'll just have to click, scroll, then review. Oh dear...the cat is out of the bag. Rated T...for now -evil laugh- MC-Hermione,Snape and Lupin.

Hermione's a rapping boat captain?

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Ths is just a one-sot

Hm, so is the "sot" Harry or Severus? Bets?

unless people wan me to continue.

*books the author a ticket to Bermuda, so as to forestall any wanness*

this is what i thought would of happened if Snape didn't believe that he didn't go to hogsmeade.

He was in the castle the whole time! We all saw him! But will he listen to us?

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(note also the title, "Y'evioulo")

Harry looked up at his professor "S'rosé-forp?" the man seemed to pale at the word and Harry glared...

Uhhh.... Is boy tated at by dueling pause his took and this con or as turned a... An extrou a mand mored asettin, the was extre stande- whe by paing overcent before paing snape a loned to toom himbink asioned the asidecre. Is starly duelf up frou andin?

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Dumbledore orders Snape to become a nun.

Boy, "Sister Act 3" sounds terrible.
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God, if You exist, I beg of You, bring her into my arms. Please, give it a shot! And don't forget to review!

Sheesh, buddy, after asking God for a favor, you don't go tacking on riders about his obligation to review your story!

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My name is Severus Snape, and when I look into the mirror, I see a girl with red hair.

Damn those Weasleys, leaving their product prototypes all over the place...

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Professor Snape hears a whisper but can not locate where from and begins to think he is going mad but the cause of the whisperes become clear to him and he is thrown into a whole new way of being

Severus Hears a Who!

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Rowan never expected to fall in love. Especially with her potions teacher. Follow the love story between Rowan and Severus unfold! CRAPPY SUMMARY! SNAPEXOC! BAM!

Oh no, she's kicking it up a notch...
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