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arcanetrivia) wrote2010-09-18 08:26 pm
arcanetrivia) wrote2010-09-18 08:26 pm
end-of-summer-ies
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre; sometimes they're even just fine, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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Snape adopts Harry by order of the Headmaster. How will Harry react?
Tonight the part of Harry Potter will be played by Macaulay Culkin.
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The title says it all. Ginny and Hermione get caught passing notes by Professor Snape. He discovers that he and Hermione share similiar desires.
--for ice cream and pickles. Uh-oh...
Mated M for sexual situations and adult content.
Ha! Mated M, geddit? MATED!
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This was the one thing the Dark Lord always feared...a contender.
Seeing as Voldemort himself is a bum with a one-way ticket to Palookaville.
VampireHarry/Severus,manxman love, blood play
Aww, isn't that nice? The Manx don't get enough love in fanfic.
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Hermione Granger gets de-aged in a potions accident caused by Neville turning her into a baby,
Well of COURSE there was going to be an accident! Babies have no business brewing potions! Gyah!
the headmaster makes Prof. Snape take care of Hermione. What will happen to baby Hermione, will she survive the greasy bat of the dungeons?
Oooh, well, according to Dr. Spock, babies shouldn't be started on greasy bat until at least six months of age...
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Sorrell is Severus's younger sister.
Bet she's a tart! :D
(*cough* okay, moving on...)
What happens when things take a turn for the worst will life be better or worse.
*looks up "worse" in the dictionary* Ayup, that seems to match that there other word that you said...
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A short story involving dumbledore,hermione-snape,ron-malfoy and harry.
Hermione-Snape and Ron-Malfoy? Sounds like we're deep into "Transfiguration experiments gone wrong" territory here. (I kind of hope that's all it is, though, because "Ronald Malfoy" just sounds awful. Name like that, the poor sod should go by R. Bilius Malfoy instead.)
AU after the war,dumbledore cooks up a plan that doesnt work in his favor,but works in someone elses favor,oh and harry is confused
Is he? Doesn't sound very "AU" to me.
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The love of Lily and Snape is relieved :
"Okay, Regulus, it's 3 AM. My watch now. You go get some sleep."
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(Nothing wrong with this story, but I was very amused by the error:)
Hermione receives a letter – one that leads to the unexpecte
...Oh my god! The author's been shot!!
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Hilarious one shot. thought about it and had to rid my system of it. Severus-Gerard irritates Keira enough to shift her and he shifts back in a way. OOC Severus he's a bit dim in this one
I'm glad at least that they realize a dim Severus is an OOC one...
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Sequel to Hermione's new toy Hermione Riddle is dead or is she
I don't care whether she's broken her second toy Hermione Riddle or she hasn't, she's not getting another one.
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Snape adopts Harry by order of the Headmaster. How will Harry react?
Tonight the part of Harry Potter will be played by Macaulay Culkin.
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The title says it all. Ginny and Hermione get caught passing notes by Professor Snape. He discovers that he and Hermione share similiar desires.
--for ice cream and pickles. Uh-oh...
Mated M for sexual situations and adult content.
Ha! Mated M, geddit? MATED!
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This was the one thing the Dark Lord always feared...a contender.
Seeing as Voldemort himself is a bum with a one-way ticket to Palookaville.
VampireHarry/Severus,manxman love, blood play
Aww, isn't that nice? The Manx don't get enough love in fanfic.
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Hermione Granger gets de-aged in a potions accident caused by Neville turning her into a baby,
Well of COURSE there was going to be an accident! Babies have no business brewing potions! Gyah!
the headmaster makes Prof. Snape take care of Hermione. What will happen to baby Hermione, will she survive the greasy bat of the dungeons?
Oooh, well, according to Dr. Spock, babies shouldn't be started on greasy bat until at least six months of age...
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Sorrell is Severus's younger sister.
Bet she's a tart! :D
(*cough* okay, moving on...)
What happens when things take a turn for the worst will life be better or worse.
*looks up "worse" in the dictionary* Ayup, that seems to match that there other word that you said...
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A short story involving dumbledore,hermione-snape,ron-malfoy and harry.
Hermione-Snape and Ron-Malfoy? Sounds like we're deep into "Transfiguration experiments gone wrong" territory here. (I kind of hope that's all it is, though, because "Ronald Malfoy" just sounds awful. Name like that, the poor sod should go by R. Bilius Malfoy instead.)
AU after the war,dumbledore cooks up a plan that doesnt work in his favor,but works in someone elses favor,oh and harry is confused
Is he? Doesn't sound very "AU" to me.
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The love of Lily and Snape is relieved :
"Okay, Regulus, it's 3 AM. My watch now. You go get some sleep."
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(Nothing wrong with this story, but I was very amused by the error:)
Hermione receives a letter – one that leads to the unexpecte
...Oh my god! The author's been shot!!
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Hilarious one shot. thought about it and had to rid my system of it. Severus-Gerard irritates Keira enough to shift her and he shifts back in a way. OOC Severus he's a bit dim in this one
I'm glad at least that they realize a dim Severus is an OOC one...
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Sequel to Hermione's new toy Hermione Riddle is dead or is she
I don't care whether she's broken her second toy Hermione Riddle or she hasn't, she's not getting another one.
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...Oh my god! The author's been shot!!
Call in the ghostwriter!
>_<
Sorry.
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