to summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem

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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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(this fic includes the apt warning, "Just so you know i problablby wont have ragler update's and my spelling sucks".)

Lily and James had a girl. What if Snape inprinted on the girl who lived?

I know one could call Severus an ugly duckling, but imprinting?

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(warning: the fic itself is not funny at all, and rather dark)

Why Severus comes to play at our house?

Because you have an Xbox 360?

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Snape has an unfortunate encounter with the floor, but who's really to blame for it?

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

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(The writing is fine here, it's just such a bizarre-sounding summary that huh what I don't even.)

Snape is forced to marry a barbarian Princess. She becomes a student at Hogwarts to learn the Wizarding culture. And tries to get Snape to open up to her. And eventually to love her back. Contains Original Character: Princess Adoria Ambrosia Solanna.

SEVERUS SNAPE AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

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3rd in the Elemental Series. An old flame

An old flame, geddit?

meets up with Raina and Airiala at Hogwarts. Will he be more of a distraction then a help? What's new with Airiala and Snape?

Raina. And Airiala. Okay.

I would like to note at this point that the other two "elementals" are named Pyro (yawn) and Orlando, or "Lando" for short.

...yeah, so right about now I am totally picturing this:



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A dark and mysteriouse story of Harry turning evil. will later contain M

It already contains M. I see at least one in this summary alone.

(Maybe they meant M. Butterfly? Or M. Bison?)

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Snape meets a student that affects him in a way that only one girl has before... but not in that way you pervs.

Bummer, getting the chicken pox twice like that.

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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

So who forgets but never forgives? The amnesiac?

Follow Lily's journey through figuring out what this exactly means.

Argh, never mind Lily's journey, what about mine?

L/J, but mostly deals with Lily/Snape. Final Chapter: Wise.

Yes, it probably was wise to end it all.

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Severus Snape, unfortunately died at the hands of Voldemort. What is in stall for him in the afterlife?

Could it be... A PONY??

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Snape didn't die in this- just pointless talking between Luna and Snape.

He doesn't die, but he sure wishes he had.

No summary, because I suck at them.

Er, wait... so what's this you've put in the summary field, then?

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Severus gets a little surprise when he confiscates a magazine from some boys at Hogwarts. He gets an even bigger surprise when the centerfold comes to teach beside him.

His blood runs cold--
Granger is the centerfold!

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Severus/Bellatrix. He never understood all the things she said, but he helped her a'drinkin' her wine. Yes, she always had some mighty fine wine!

Bellatrix was a bullfrog? Well she ain't a good friend o' mine.

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Severus Snape was having a good day untill... this was written by my lil sister

Then it went right down the tubes. Bratty kid.