summaries, late-night edition

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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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Sequel to The Great Tragedy of Severus Snape. SLASH Harry and Severus have been married for five years when Severus has an accident

Sounds like it's time for some rubber sheets.

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A sequel to 'Harry Get's Engaged' you could read this without reading the first one but i wouldnt.

Guy at the end of the story will totally shank you.

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Remus gets a card for his Birthday, full of promice, and smut.

Ooh! Those are much fancier than amateur mice.

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Sirius is board

That's spelled Boardman.

and now he has a new idea, a list of people to prank. First the list is made then before the month ends they must have pranked everyone on it.

(warning: very obscure joke ahead)

Apparently Sirius is a rutabaga Malkavian.

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Severus Snape doesn't want to grade papers all night. So he goes to the only place he can. Hogsmeade. At a pub he's found by non other than Lucius. But what snape doesn't know is that Lucius has a secrete.

Er, a what? *cough*

(...weepingcock?)

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Luna develops a crush on Professor Snape after a potions accident, how will he let her down without breaking her fragile, teenage heart.

Give her a transplant with one of those much tougher crocodile hearts he's apparently got hanging around. (see PoA Ch 10 "The Marauder's Map")

(Luna? Fragile? And a Severus who wants to let her down gently? These must not be the droids I'm looking for.)

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A series of occurrences finally lead Hermione to a conclusion.

Lemony Snicket's not all he's cracked up to be.

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Yeah, a distictly lord of the rings feeling to this fiction.

In that it seems no one dared to edit you either.

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just a short random one shot for my favorit pair. SS/HP. Something happens in the rain.

OH NO! MY CAKE!

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Severus Snape hatched a plan to get him a pet lioness but will his plans work?

I don't think lions come from eggs like that.