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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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Severus Snape never got over Lily; he did however go to college. All new twists and turns with bran new adventured and a completely different future.
Ooh, I can't have bran fanfic. Goes right through me.
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Serena Shaye never thought that any of this could ever happen. First, she finds out she's a witch. Then, she finds true love! Everything is perfect.. except that one of the teachers has got it out for her!
HORACE! PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!
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Professor Snape couldn't fathom how this was happening to him. What had he ever done to deserve... smirk
"Deserve" smirk?
We hold this truth to be self-evident, that Severus Snape was endowed by his Creator with certain unalienable Rights...
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Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape, and the death eaters attempt to make money.
You've got the wand
I've got the brains
Let's make lots of...
I've had enough of scheming
and messing around with jerks
My broom is parked outside
I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner
someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question
Do you want to be rich?...
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Rated M with reason.
As opposed to on an emotional impulse?
If not an adult do not read. Ignore DH. Ron and Hermione are married and she has been fantasizing of Severus Snape when Ron is away and her thoughts leak out. He notices and take action.
"Ugh. A towel, perhaps, Mrs. Weasley?"
Dark I think.
Hea-vy, daddy-o.
Be the judge.
That's right, close your eyes and imagine it as clearly as you can. Be the judge. Beeeee the juuuudge...
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wrong bwh live story interferince from alternit world!
Well twiddle the dial or something!
GOOD VOLDIMORT GOOD DEATHEATERS!
Here, have a biscuit! Who gets a biscuit? Awww, you do! Yes you do!
EVILMANIPULATING AB! BASHING!
Someone's getting punched in the stomach because their muscles were-- wait, what?
slight ron
Lost a little weight, has he?
and Hg bashing
What did mercury ever do to you?
some potter bashing abused and neglect harry..
Well of course he's abused; you bashed him!
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A week after Harry Potter has been sorted into Slytherin, he brings a new and enlightened viewpoint to House.
I don't think thegood doctor will be much for the New Age. Or, you know, human decency.
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(the entire summary)
Title explains it all
Thanks, Clarissa.
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Harry has some free time and what does he do? He goes and gets a crush on a bad boy and then he falls for another bad boy
Well, sure. I know that's what I do when I have twenty or thirty minutes to kill.
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Rumor has it Reesa Wayne is the worst professor at Hogwarts-which is correct.Can this free-spirited woman win the heart of Severus Snape?
Yeah, I can totally see him being into the Dharma Finkelstein type.
GO TO MY PROFILE AND READ THE PROLOGUE FIRST!Will only update if get a review for every chapter.
Rumor has it comment ransom is the worst way to encourage reviews -- which is correct.
I do not own HP.
You're not fooling anyone, Mr. Apotheker.
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Severus Snape never got over Lily; he did however go to college. All new twists and turns with bran new adventured and a completely different future.
Ooh, I can't have bran fanfic. Goes right through me.
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Serena Shaye never thought that any of this could ever happen. First, she finds out she's a witch. Then, she finds true love! Everything is perfect.. except that one of the teachers has got it out for her!
HORACE! PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!
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Professor Snape couldn't fathom how this was happening to him. What had he ever done to deserve... smirk
"Deserve" smirk?
We hold this truth to be self-evident, that Severus Snape was endowed by his Creator with certain unalienable Rights...
-----
Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape, and the death eaters attempt to make money.
You've got the wand
I've got the brains
Let's make lots of...
I've had enough of scheming
and messing around with jerks
My broom is parked outside
I'm afraid it doesn't work
I'm looking for a partner
someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question
Do you want to be rich?...
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Rated M with reason.
As opposed to on an emotional impulse?
If not an adult do not read. Ignore DH. Ron and Hermione are married and she has been fantasizing of Severus Snape when Ron is away and her thoughts leak out. He notices and take action.
"Ugh. A towel, perhaps, Mrs. Weasley?"
Dark I think.
Hea-vy, daddy-o.
Be the judge.
That's right, close your eyes and imagine it as clearly as you can. Be the judge. Beeeee the juuuudge...
-----
wrong bwh live story interferince from alternit world!
Well twiddle the dial or something!
GOOD VOLDIMORT GOOD DEATHEATERS!
Here, have a biscuit! Who gets a biscuit? Awww, you do! Yes you do!
EVILMANIPULATING AB! BASHING!
Someone's getting punched in the stomach because their muscles were-- wait, what?
slight ron
Lost a little weight, has he?
and Hg bashing
What did mercury ever do to you?
some potter bashing abused and neglect harry..
Well of course he's abused; you bashed him!
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A week after Harry Potter has been sorted into Slytherin, he brings a new and enlightened viewpoint to House.
I don't think the
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(the entire summary)
Title explains it all
Thanks, Clarissa.
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Harry has some free time and what does he do? He goes and gets a crush on a bad boy and then he falls for another bad boy
Well, sure. I know that's what I do when I have twenty or thirty minutes to kill.
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Rumor has it Reesa Wayne is the worst professor at Hogwarts-which is correct.Can this free-spirited woman win the heart of Severus Snape?
Yeah, I can totally see him being into the Dharma Finkelstein type.
GO TO MY PROFILE AND READ THE PROLOGUE FIRST!Will only update if get a review for every chapter.
Rumor has it comment ransom is the worst way to encourage reviews -- which is correct.
I do not own HP.
You're not fooling anyone, Mr. Apotheker.