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(from Sorted for iOS Makes Task Management Simple and Fast)
At first I saw "Bake birthday cake for Harry" and was going to be like ha ha, it's Hagrid's iPhone. (Although he could probably use a fullsize iPad as a phone.) But then I read the rest of the mockup. "Netflix and chill" at 9:45 AM? ("Who's together by then? You can still taste the toothpaste.") Morning sex is a fine thing, sure, but seems like an odd thing to have to schedule in advance. And a phone call to the mother-in-law immediately afterwards? Eeeurgh. And that's some quick cake-baking, only 45 minutes allotted for the whole process? No decorations, I guess; sorry, Harry. And why is "juice" in quotes? What are they actually doing at this supposed "juice bar"? Besides discussing "Business ideas [they] will never..." and "Primer", which I'm going to choose to read as paint primer because why not.
The more I try to think about all this the more confused and disturbed I get.