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arcanetrivia) wrote2007-09-11 09:16 pm
arcanetrivia) wrote2007-09-11 09:16 pm
fanfic follies
OK PEOPLE STOP HAVING SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMS, IT IS SILLY AND TAKES WAY MORE PLANNING/ATTENTION/CONCENTRATION THAN ANYONE IS GOING TO HAVE ON THEIR FIRST TIME WITH THE LONG-SOUGHT-AFTER OBJECT OF THEIR FORBIDDEN AFFECTIONS, KTHXBYE
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And of course, true to form, my brain continued on to overthink this perfectly fine, amusing, ranty statement:
actually... i suppose usually the problem is that females take so much more stimulation, so if they're both male, especially teenage boys, maybe it's relatively more likely. still kind of, i dunno, overdramatic.
Oolon Colluphid says:
yup
Oolon Colluphid says:
but really, if you can't be overdramatic in fanfic, where can you be?
Arethinn says:
on stage?
Arethinn says:
hopefully not "harry and george in mutual wank: the musical" however!
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And of course, true to form, my brain continued on to overthink this perfectly fine, amusing, ranty statement:
actually... i suppose usually the problem is that females take so much more stimulation, so if they're both male, especially teenage boys, maybe it's relatively more likely. still kind of, i dunno, overdramatic.
Oolon Colluphid says:
yup
Oolon Colluphid says:
but really, if you can't be overdramatic in fanfic, where can you be?
Arethinn says:
on stage?
Arethinn says:
hopefully not "harry and george in mutual wank: the musical" however!