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The sister of Vin Diesel comes to teach in Hogwarts! Her cousin Sirius Black is coming to teach too. How does she manage to bend Severus Snape of his behaviour?
[alternatively] Severus Snape is a lonely man. A new professor is in Hogwarts. But she's NO ordinary professor. She's the sister of Vin Diesel and has a temperament similar to Severus Snape, just... well... better. [was the summary of a deleted story by the same person that I assume is really the same story]
Bets taken here. Is it Narcissa, Andromeda, or Bellatrix? Whichever, I have my doubts any of them are "improvements" on Severus' temperament. As for "bending Severus Snape of his behaviour"... I think I will leave that as an exercise for the reader.
Slight Mary Sue alert! Just a little romance set in the Marauder era. Lots of fluff, just for fun, totally pointless story. Slight Alternate Universe. Rating for some sexuality in later chapters. Crossover story, mixed with some D&D.
Yes, I'm sure that despite its crossoverness there is only "slight" AU. Then again, I guess we could say that JKR already rolled a natural 1 on some parts of DH, so maybe you ARE right.
Harry is an inmat ejus released form prison. But for what price?
In trade for a copy of The Deluxe Transitive Vampire, I hope.
Time travel, Vampires, Magic stones, HPSS, Family what more could you want?
Canon compliance? Self-consistency? ANY KIND OF SENSE WHATSOEVER?
Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot.
...Waitaminnit. HG/SS gym fic??
ETA: Apparently they mean straight-up weight gain, although I still am having a very hard time making sense out of it even though it's marked "humour".
Three friends embark on a journey. Along the way they will face many trials. Should one speak of his love for the other? Should faces be pierced? And, GASP, will they all be forced to share a room?
Sticking needles through each others' faces is nothing compared to having to maybe listen to each other snore! (Of course, I, as many others, was sorely tried by the Camping Trip That Never Ended, so maybe...)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3913219/If_Love_Is_for_Idiots_Im_One
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3911944/A_little_lesson_on_love
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3910175/Enigma
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3908379/A_New_Life
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3907069/The_Rise_and_Fall_of_Two_Bulky_Geniuses
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3906824/Hooray_for_Not_being_Dead_Fired_or_Eaten
[alternatively] Severus Snape is a lonely man. A new professor is in Hogwarts. But she's NO ordinary professor. She's the sister of Vin Diesel and has a temperament similar to Severus Snape, just... well... better. [was the summary of a deleted story by the same person that I assume is really the same story]
Bets taken here. Is it Narcissa, Andromeda, or Bellatrix? Whichever, I have my doubts any of them are "improvements" on Severus' temperament. As for "bending Severus Snape of his behaviour"... I think I will leave that as an exercise for the reader.
Slight Mary Sue alert! Just a little romance set in the Marauder era. Lots of fluff, just for fun, totally pointless story. Slight Alternate Universe. Rating for some sexuality in later chapters. Crossover story, mixed with some D&D.
Yes, I'm sure that despite its crossoverness there is only "slight" AU. Then again, I guess we could say that JKR already rolled a natural 1 on some parts of DH, so maybe you ARE right.
Harry is an inmat ejus released form prison. But for what price?
In trade for a copy of The Deluxe Transitive Vampire, I hope.
Time travel, Vampires, Magic stones, HPSS, Family what more could you want?
Canon compliance? Self-consistency? ANY KIND OF SENSE WHATSOEVER?
Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot.
...Waitaminnit. HG/SS gym fic??
ETA: Apparently they mean straight-up weight gain, although I still am having a very hard time making sense out of it even though it's marked "humour".
Three friends embark on a journey. Along the way they will face many trials. Should one speak of his love for the other? Should faces be pierced? And, GASP, will they all be forced to share a room?
Sticking needles through each others' faces is nothing compared to having to maybe listen to each other snore! (Of course, I, as many others, was sorely tried by the Camping Trip That Never Ended, so maybe...)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3913219/If_Love_Is_for_Idiots_Im_One
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3911944/A_little_lesson_on_love
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3910175/Enigma
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3908379/A_New_Life
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3907069/The_Rise_and_Fall_of_Two_Bulky_Geniuses
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3906824/Hooray_for_Not_being_Dead_Fired_or_Eaten