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A possible oneshot. Snape, Harry, Guine, and Lilly. A lake covered in moonlight and a grassy hillside. Snape's anger and jealousy. Harry's hard head, and Lilly's forgivness. First HP fanfict. No Slash. No flames. Enjoy!
"No slash"? But you just said it included "Harry's hard head"! Aww.
"Possible" oneshot? Either this chapter is it and you're done, or you're not. Make up your mind. I'm going to hope that what you really mean is "I was originally planning on chapters, but now that I see what I have wrought, I might just drop it and flee screaming into the night."
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have never seen eye to eye. But a terrible potions accident leaves them stranded in one anothers bodies.
Where they find they still can't see eye to eye, because their bodies are still the same heights they always were. D'oh!
(This one doesn't actually look as terrible as it could be; I was mainly being a smart-arse about the image the summary brought to mind.)
Severus snape has a dark past, which leads to him having tirplets.
Is that how it works? All that business I heard in school about penises and vaginas was just a load of crap?
This is the translation of my german oneshot. I hope there are not to many misktakes in it: Snape and Hermione meet at Slughorn party. And they drink to much mugglemuck.....: only schoolenglish, but I hope you can enjoy it!
I'm not making fun of this one - I just want to point out the very cool word "Mugglemuck" as a word for some sort of beverage.
Harry Potter was raised in child prostitute...
And we thought that cupboard under the stairs was cramped.
...and decides to reveal his true self to the people in Hogwarts. warning: rape, child prostition, abuse, language SLASH chap 5 up now.. please RR
Did you see that? This one actually asked to be railroaded! (P.S. Your title is probably supposed to be a pun on "horrific", but to me it reads as "who-riffic". If there is, in fact, no Grinch in it, I'm going to be terribly disappointed.)
"No slash"? But you just said it included "Harry's hard head"! Aww.
"Possible" oneshot? Either this chapter is it and you're done, or you're not. Make up your mind. I'm going to hope that what you really mean is "I was originally planning on chapters, but now that I see what I have wrought, I might just drop it and flee screaming into the night."
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have never seen eye to eye. But a terrible potions accident leaves them stranded in one anothers bodies.
Where they find they still can't see eye to eye, because their bodies are still the same heights they always were. D'oh!
(This one doesn't actually look as terrible as it could be; I was mainly being a smart-arse about the image the summary brought to mind.)
Severus snape has a dark past, which leads to him having tirplets.
Is that how it works? All that business I heard in school about penises and vaginas was just a load of crap?
This is the translation of my german oneshot. I hope there are not to many misktakes in it: Snape and Hermione meet at Slughorn party. And they drink to much mugglemuck.....: only schoolenglish, but I hope you can enjoy it!
I'm not making fun of this one - I just want to point out the very cool word "Mugglemuck" as a word for some sort of beverage.
Harry Potter was raised in child prostitute...
And we thought that cupboard under the stairs was cramped.
...and decides to reveal his true self to the people in Hogwarts. warning: rape, child prostition, abuse, language SLASH chap 5 up now.. please RR
Did you see that? This one actually asked to be railroaded! (P.S. Your title is probably supposed to be a pun on "horrific", but to me it reads as "who-riffic". If there is, in fact, no Grinch in it, I'm going to be terribly disappointed.)