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[arcanetrivia]

First story in a long time, what can I say? inserpartion struck. This is not beted.

I'll buy that for a dollar.

I had always loved the night sky; there was some strange urethral beauty that captivated me.

And then Kronos came along and cut off Uranus's bits and threw them into the sea. It was a little grody after that.

his smile would light up like fireworks in November and the fire in his eyes would burn like a guy on the fire.

V for Very Odd Attempt at Romantic Simile.

Comments

[cheryl-bites.livejournal.com]

Have been reading through all your badfic entries since you mentioned them at my journal. Most of them only made me smile, but this:

I had always loved the night sky; there was some strange urethral beauty that captivated me.

AUGH! DX PLEASE tell me you made that up, given the post date! (I assume they meant "ethereal"...)

[arcanetrivia]

You probably want the tag "summaries" rather than "badfic" as not all of them are tagged with the latter one.

PLEASE tell me you made that up, given the post date!

I never make any of this up!