from the Department of Unhelpful Conversations

[arcanetrivia]

Me: So, Severus-storyteller, tell me: if you were in this situation [warning: NWS art], how would you react? *poised to take dictation from the muse*

Severus: *pauses thoughtfully* Well, I would say "I'd have a mental breakdown," except for the small fact that if I did find myself in that situation, it could only be because I'd already had one.

Me: THAT DOESN'T HELP ME WRITE A STORY KTHX. ... ya jerk.

...Me: *tries to work that line in anyway*


(I suppose I could try to write a story where Severus had gone insane well before events resulted in the tableau seen there, but that seems way too long and involved, and a rather too weird interpretation of the picture.)

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It all began with the weed

[bohemianspirit.livejournal.com]

In the aftermath of battle, Harry goes off in search of a sandwich. He encounters Draco, Who offers a truce. Harry accepts. Draco says let's smoke on it. He leads Harry to Prof Snape's private stash of grade-A grass, hidden in his dungeon office, and they take it outside, away from the castle and the crowd. A saved-by-Fawkes Sev intercepts them and is mad at them for bogeying HIS weed. Stoned hilarity ensues in the forest.

Re: It all began with the weed

[arcanetrivia]

lol. No way. Having smoked weed all of three times in my life, I have aboslutely not the proper experience to write such a scene. It would come off totally obviously written by someone who has no idea what they are talking about.

So far I'm trying to go on the dream idea you suggested.

[bohemianspirit.livejournal.com]

WHAT KIND OF A CALIFORNIAN ARE YOU??? :-D Seriously, all you need to know is that it's a mood-altering substance that lowers inhibitions and makes the users horny and hungry and goofy. I was going to suggest drunk instead of stoned, but then the guys might not rise to the occasion. And I kinda like the idea of Sev having a private stash...

[arcanetrivia]

WHAT KIND OF A CALIFORNIAN ARE YOU???

One that has no idea where to get the stuff? heheh.