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[arcanetrivia]

All he cared about was filling wizard’s bowels with his goodies.

Um.

Erotica: ur doin it rong.

Hell -- ordinary pr0n, even, ur doin it rong.

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[fenm.livejournal.com]

... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing, it's so, so.....uuuuuuuugh!

[winged-panda.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* That's both amusing and really deeply disgusting at the same time.

[nehalenia.livejournal.com]

Like... pinatas?


:-D

[arcanetrivia]

Um. EW?

[nehalenia.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, you know, you do stuff goodies into their bowels. It's probably just a bit easier since you just open them up and glue them back together after they're full. Not quite so easy with wizards. Unless there's a spell....

[arcanetrivia]

Oh, but there's a spell for everything, Neha, luv. You ought to know that. [conspiratorially]You're a smut writer, after all.

(My husband opines that he does like to stuff goodies into his bowels, just that he does it from the top end.)

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmaybe they meant "bowls". That's it, this isn't erotica at all, this is a Hallows Eve fic about putting Borgin and Burkes sweets in bowls for a party!

Lalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO, I'M LEAVING IMMEDIATELY...

[arcanetrivia]

Um. Borgin & Burkes carries sweets? Not any I'd want to eat...

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

...Oops, and wow. What's magician-world for "Freudian slip", anyway?

[padaviya.livejournal.com]

:D

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between loli-ng or going D=

[k8matty.livejournal.com]

....I don't know if I can comment that...

what was the story, anyway?

[arethinn]

Gawd, I've forgotten now, fortunately.