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I have been reading an RP in-character journal for some game's Severus, and some posts were the various characters in the game doing memes like these ones in-character at each other. I'm not in it, but if I were, I guess this is what I would have left for him:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
I committed suicide: Mourn deeply.
I said I liked you: Blush.
I kissed you: Blush much more. And kiss back. And fight the urge to rave about it on LJ.
I lived next door to you: Find myself walking out to the side yard to watch the moon at the same time you did.
I started smoking: “Started”?
I started drinking: Worry a bit, but come over and try to moderate it by drinking with you. Not that that's probably that healthy or effective...
I stole something: Well, it would depend a lot on what you stole and why.
I was hospitalized: Visit you; send you cranky cards and care packages.
I ran away from home: Um... when adults do that it's called "moving", I think.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: Figure you took care of yourself. What use would I be in a fight anyway?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
Personality: An acquired taste.
Eyes: Exquisite.
Face: Beautiful in a way few appreciate.
Movie preferences: You know, I have no idea.
Hair: I’d wash it any day.
Clothes: Basic black appeals to me.
Mannerisms: Smirking appeals to me.
Musical preferences: Surprising. You know more about mid 70s - mid 80s Muggle music than I thought you would.
Who are you? Oh, nobody.
Are we friends? I like to think so. You used that word once very powerfully.
When and how did we meet? In one sense, in 2001; I liked you from the first, but it was in another sense, in 2007, when I think I actually saw who I was looking at. As for how, let's say we shared a common interest in some books.
Have I affected you? How? Ye gods and little fishies, yes. Ways that are hard to describe.
What do you think of me? You’re astonishing. You’re brilliant, and courageous, and loyal, and witty, and sexy, and wounded, and...
What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hm. Probably the first time I ever heard you sing.
How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? I hope a long time. I had this dream once...
Do you love me? Oh yes.
Have I ever hurt you? Yes.
Would you hug me? Mmm. Yes.
Would you kiss me? Please may I?
Are we close? Emotionally? Not as close as I would like, but closer than a lot probably get.
Emotionally, what stands out? You put a lot of effort into seeming that you don’t care about things. Any things.
Do you wish I was cooler? Everyone else says this as temperature. I'm going for slang: you’re totally cool. OMG, you rule. So I don't think you need to be any cooler.
On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? “Nice”? Maybe a 3. There are certainly people meaner than you. But it’s not a case of 9/3 = 3 or something. It’s just that your top of the scale isn’t “niceness”, it’s “devotion” and things like that.
Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. “Shadow”. You know why.
Am I loveable? Fandom tells the tale. ;)
How long have you known me? In this sense? About a year, maybe plus a couple months at the outside.
Describe me in one word. Impressive.
What was your first impression? Oh man! Whatta jerk!
Do you still think that way about me now? Hmm. Yes, but with a lot of different shades of meaning.
What do you think my weakness is? Someone who shows you genuine tenderness.
Do you think I'll get married? At this rate, probably not.
What about me makes you happy? Your wit, your looks, your story.
What about me makes you sad? Hm. Also your story. Your past, the things you have had to undergo. The punishment you put yourself through.
What reminds you of me? Sticky toffee pudding. ;) Crow feathers. The little Chinese iron teacups I have.
What's something you would change about me? A little more open about expressing your feelings.
How well do you know me? Does anyone ever know you?
Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes. Sometimes you’ve forced things out of me.
Do you think I would ever kill someone? That’s obvious.
Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Er, that doesn't make much sense in this context.
WOULD YOU
give me your number? 42. There you go. *snerk* Of course...
let me hug you anytime I wanted to? Oh yes.
let me kiss you? Please?
watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? Absolutely, but I’d be surprised that you wanted to. And I'd rather dispense with the sap, actually. It's hard to watch a movie that keeps making me go "oh my god, I can't look at this" (QED).
let me take you out to dinner? You’d... want to?
drive me somewhere/anywhere? Well, seeing as I’m the one who drives...
take a shower with me? Mmm. Sounds good. Haven’t we, though, in a sense?
have a fling with me? If that’s all I could get, but I’d be wanting much more than that.
listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? If you were crying, that’d be srs bsns, so definitely.
buy me a drink if I didn't have money? I’d buy you a drink even if you did. Several drinks. Whatever.
take me home for the night? Please, come with me?
let me sleep in your bed? Please, come with me?
sing karaoke with me? No, because I suck, and if you’re as far gone as to be singing karaoke, it means you’re going to need something to puke into in about five seconds' time.
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Yes.
re-post this for me to answer your questions? Oh, right.
come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere? I think we already discussed how you can't drive?
cry if I died? I did already.
dance with me? ... you dance? You don’t dance.
sing happy birthday to me? No. You hate that. I’d take you out for a drink or three though.
take advantage of me if I was drunk? I’d be very, very tempted, because I don’t think you could want me any other way. I’d definitely come on to you.
strip for me? ...er. No. Could I just take my clothes off in the normal way?
Do you think I'm cute or hot? I’ll have to go with “hot”. You haven’t been “cute” since you were about ten. (I get the feeling this was supposed to be a yes or no question.)
Do you like my style? Oh yes.
Do you think I'm funny? Yes, both ha ha and peculiar. ;)
This is sort of a show of support for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lilyevans_snape. I try to say to myself: no excuses, no explanations, no apologies. "Bravery" is linked to "bravado" and comes ultimately from "barbarous". Small wonder the word "hollow" was used. "Courage", though, comes from "cor": from the heart.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF
I committed suicide: Mourn deeply.
I said I liked you: Blush.
I kissed you: Blush much more. And kiss back. And fight the urge to rave about it on LJ.
I lived next door to you: Find myself walking out to the side yard to watch the moon at the same time you did.
I started smoking: “Started”?
I started drinking: Worry a bit, but come over and try to moderate it by drinking with you. Not that that's probably that healthy or effective...
I stole something: Well, it would depend a lot on what you stole and why.
I was hospitalized: Visit you; send you cranky cards and care packages.
I ran away from home: Um... when adults do that it's called "moving", I think.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: Figure you took care of yourself. What use would I be in a fight anyway?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY
Personality: An acquired taste.
Eyes: Exquisite.
Face: Beautiful in a way few appreciate.
Movie preferences: You know, I have no idea.
Hair: I’d wash it any day.
Clothes: Basic black appeals to me.
Mannerisms: Smirking appeals to me.
Musical preferences: Surprising. You know more about mid 70s - mid 80s Muggle music than I thought you would.
Who are you? Oh, nobody.
Are we friends? I like to think so. You used that word once very powerfully.
When and how did we meet? In one sense, in 2001; I liked you from the first, but it was in another sense, in 2007, when I think I actually saw who I was looking at. As for how, let's say we shared a common interest in some books.
Have I affected you? How? Ye gods and little fishies, yes. Ways that are hard to describe.
What do you think of me? You’re astonishing. You’re brilliant, and courageous, and loyal, and witty, and sexy, and wounded, and...
What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hm. Probably the first time I ever heard you sing.
How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? I hope a long time. I had this dream once...
Do you love me? Oh yes.
Have I ever hurt you? Yes.
Would you hug me? Mmm. Yes.
Would you kiss me? Please may I?
Are we close? Emotionally? Not as close as I would like, but closer than a lot probably get.
Emotionally, what stands out? You put a lot of effort into seeming that you don’t care about things. Any things.
Do you wish I was cooler? Everyone else says this as temperature. I'm going for slang: you’re totally cool. OMG, you rule. So I don't think you need to be any cooler.
On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? “Nice”? Maybe a 3. There are certainly people meaner than you. But it’s not a case of 9/3 = 3 or something. It’s just that your top of the scale isn’t “niceness”, it’s “devotion” and things like that.
Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. “Shadow”. You know why.
Am I loveable? Fandom tells the tale. ;)
How long have you known me? In this sense? About a year, maybe plus a couple months at the outside.
Describe me in one word. Impressive.
What was your first impression? Oh man! Whatta jerk!
Do you still think that way about me now? Hmm. Yes, but with a lot of different shades of meaning.
What do you think my weakness is? Someone who shows you genuine tenderness.
Do you think I'll get married? At this rate, probably not.
What about me makes you happy? Your wit, your looks, your story.
What about me makes you sad? Hm. Also your story. Your past, the things you have had to undergo. The punishment you put yourself through.
What reminds you of me? Sticky toffee pudding. ;) Crow feathers. The little Chinese iron teacups I have.
What's something you would change about me? A little more open about expressing your feelings.
How well do you know me? Does anyone ever know you?
Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes. Sometimes you’ve forced things out of me.
Do you think I would ever kill someone? That’s obvious.
Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Er, that doesn't make much sense in this context.
WOULD YOU
give me your number? 42. There you go. *snerk* Of course...
let me hug you anytime I wanted to? Oh yes.
let me kiss you? Please?
watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? Absolutely, but I’d be surprised that you wanted to. And I'd rather dispense with the sap, actually. It's hard to watch a movie that keeps making me go "oh my god, I can't look at this" (QED).
let me take you out to dinner? You’d... want to?
drive me somewhere/anywhere? Well, seeing as I’m the one who drives...
take a shower with me? Mmm. Sounds good. Haven’t we, though, in a sense?
have a fling with me? If that’s all I could get, but I’d be wanting much more than that.
listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? If you were crying, that’d be srs bsns, so definitely.
buy me a drink if I didn't have money? I’d buy you a drink even if you did. Several drinks. Whatever.
take me home for the night? Please, come with me?
let me sleep in your bed? Please, come with me?
sing karaoke with me? No, because I suck, and if you’re as far gone as to be singing karaoke, it means you’re going to need something to puke into in about five seconds' time.
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Yes.
re-post this for me to answer your questions? Oh, right.
come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere? I think we already discussed how you can't drive?
cry if I died? I did already.
dance with me? ... you dance? You don’t dance.
sing happy birthday to me? No. You hate that. I’d take you out for a drink or three though.
take advantage of me if I was drunk? I’d be very, very tempted, because I don’t think you could want me any other way. I’d definitely come on to you.
strip for me? ...er. No. Could I just take my clothes off in the normal way?
Do you think I'm cute or hot? I’ll have to go with “hot”. You haven’t been “cute” since you were about ten. (I get the feeling this was supposed to be a yes or no question.)
Do you like my style? Oh yes.
Do you think I'm funny? Yes, both ha ha and peculiar. ;)
This is sort of a show of support for
lilyevans_snape. I try to say to myself: no excuses, no explanations, no apologies. "Bravery" is linked to "bravado" and comes ultimately from "barbarous". Small wonder the word "hollow" was used. "Courage", though, comes from "cor": from the heart.
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