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Note: I unsubscribed from the full-HP feed on FFN that was giving me so much fodder. I just couldn't take it; ~900+ posts a week had me feeling overwhelmed and like this was a chore rather than something I did every now and then for fun. So I will still be making posts like this every so often as I do still have a feed set up for character=Severus Snape, but that's a much slower stream.
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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harrys living in a mad world. but for how long?
Depends on whether he makes friends with Randle McMurphy.
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severus and harry are trapped in "la'trap" hotel and not sure why. but they were both dropped there with no clue as how to get out... it's going to be hell staying cooped up with each other..or is it?
A name like "La Trap" wasn't a warning sign?
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Harry Potter was Dead. Or at least, just as good as.
Harry Potter was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.
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Cormac, with Hermione as a date, has fun brining Sexy Back. Song fic. I own nothing :
Every fall she brines some sexy back so it'll keep over the winter.
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What if Draco, as a 7 year old, had to be in the muggle world for a big?
Tom Hanks would be out of a job?
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Mint Jugson
Yikes! Porn name if I ever heard one.
is entering her 6th year at Hogwarts when things take a twist. Her father believes she doesn't have a backbone and so she needs to show him that she does. How does she do it? By breaking limitations. poss.pring? BartyOC or RegOC? VOTE on page!
Possible Pringles? I'm in!
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(this story has been deleted)
A girl that no one knows about suddenly gets popular why?Albus Potter doesn't know what to do.Rose Weasley goes mental!
...aaand that makes her popular?
The girl is Jodi Geovanni.Never heard of her?No wonder...
Yeah, no wonder, since until now she wasn't popular.
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Tom Marvolo Riddle: brilliant, evil and filled with ambition, descovers the Runic Circle Spell. A Spell that will make him capable of crossing the final frontier. And that is not good for those who live behind it...
Won't he be disappointed when he finds out that there's just a holographic projection of "God" back there.
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My first Harry Potter fanfic even thought I'm like freakishly obsessed with HP. Let me know if I should make more.
If even your own fanfic thinks your obsession is freakish, it's time to get help.
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Hermione is a Pureblood and gets sorted into Slytherin. Voldemort is her dad.Draco is her boyfriend. Half Blood Prince is ignored.
In fact, the other six books are ignored too.
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
-----
harrys living in a mad world. but for how long?
Depends on whether he makes friends with Randle McMurphy.
-----
severus and harry are trapped in "la'trap" hotel and not sure why. but they were both dropped there with no clue as how to get out... it's going to be hell staying cooped up with each other..or is it?
A name like "La Trap" wasn't a warning sign?
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Harry Potter was Dead. Or at least, just as good as.
Harry Potter was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.
-----
Cormac, with Hermione as a date, has fun brining Sexy Back. Song fic. I own nothing :
Every fall she brines some sexy back so it'll keep over the winter.
-----
What if Draco, as a 7 year old, had to be in the muggle world for a big?
Tom Hanks would be out of a job?
-----
Mint Jugson
Yikes! Porn name if I ever heard one.
is entering her 6th year at Hogwarts when things take a twist. Her father believes she doesn't have a backbone and so she needs to show him that she does. How does she do it? By breaking limitations. poss.pring? BartyOC or RegOC? VOTE on page!
Possible Pringles? I'm in!
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(this story has been deleted)
A girl that no one knows about suddenly gets popular why?Albus Potter doesn't know what to do.Rose Weasley goes mental!
...aaand that makes her popular?
The girl is Jodi Geovanni.Never heard of her?No wonder...
Yeah, no wonder, since until now she wasn't popular.
-----
Tom Marvolo Riddle: brilliant, evil and filled with ambition, descovers the Runic Circle Spell. A Spell that will make him capable of crossing the final frontier. And that is not good for those who live behind it...
Won't he be disappointed when he finds out that there's just a holographic projection of "God" back there.
-----
My first Harry Potter fanfic even thought I'm like freakishly obsessed with HP. Let me know if I should make more.
If even your own fanfic thinks your obsession is freakish, it's time to get help.
-----
Hermione is a Pureblood and gets sorted into Slytherin. Voldemort is her dad.Draco is her boyfriend. Half Blood Prince is ignored.
In fact, the other six books are ignored too.