today's dose of summaries

Back in time Harry, Becomes the Potions professor! What will he change? its DH compatible!

No, it isn't!

Slash! SSHP Severus' fifth year! Merlin makes a return as well! read and find out more!

No, I won't!

At least you're really excited about the fic! But I think you should try something other than the exclamation mark!


Maggie works for the Flo Network. One day she gets a very interesting call from Severus Snape.

I've heard of "being visited by your Aunt Flo", but is Snape really the best anthropomorphization?


A companion piece to '10 Reasons' & '20 Ways' How Draco got pregnant DMDM[main pairing] HPSS [COMPLETE]

Hang on -- Draco is paired with himself? (How could you? LockhartxLockhart OTP!) And impregnates himself? I... I... my head asplode. Sorry, I got nothin'.


Harry was a person. Snape was a person. So much in common, yet so much... not in common. Can they reconcile their animosity? Can they fuck.

Well, at least you get right to the point. (Hey, how come FFN lets them say "fuck" in a summary?)

today's dose of summaries

Back in time Harry, Becomes the Potions professor! What will he change? its DH compatible!

No, it isn't!

Slash! SSHP Severus' fifth year! Merlin makes a return as well! read and find out more!

No, I won't!

At least you're really excited about the fic! But I think you should try something other than the exclamation mark!


Maggie works for the Flo Network. One day she gets a very interesting call from Severus Snape.

I've heard of "being visited by your Aunt Flo", but is Snape really the best anthropomorphization?


A companion piece to '10 Reasons' & '20 Ways' How Draco got pregnant DMDM[main pairing] HPSS [COMPLETE]

Hang on -- Draco is paired with himself? (How could you? LockhartxLockhart OTP!) And impregnates himself? I... I... my head asplode. Sorry, I got nothin'.


Harry was a person. Snape was a person. So much in common, yet so much... not in common. Can they reconcile their animosity? Can they fuck.

Well, at least you get right to the point. (Hey, how come FFN lets them say "fuck" in a summary?)

best typo evar

Bella walked into the graveyard with a bundle inside her cloak, she stopped at a headstone and crouched down.

“Well, I’m back like I told you I would be. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to come for almost a year, I have been real busty. But I brought someone with me this last time.”

(emphasis mine)

*ded*

I suppose that will keep a girl's appointment calendar full.

best typo evar

Bella walked into the graveyard with a bundle inside her cloak, she stopped at a headstone and crouched down.

“Well, I’m back like I told you I would be. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to come for almost a year, I have been real busty. But I brought someone with me this last time.”

(emphasis mine)

*ded*

I suppose that will keep a girl's appointment calendar full.