some some summaries

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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Fanfiction is taken from Youtube's YunJae Shattered part's 1-5 by the talented r3dc1nc1n .

Gesundheit.

feel free to go look it up.

I don't think that'll help.

this story is centering around Severus Snap

Oh no he didn't!

as the main character. everything else is up in the air.

Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.

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Severus wants Lily to notice him as more than a friend ...Can he make it? EDITING

I know EDITING (!!!) would sure attract me to someone, but I'm a freaky Ravenclaw. If it's Lily he's after, Severus should probably try some other chat-up routine.

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(the story's title)
Well How Did We Get Here?

Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?

I,Lily Luna Potter Am In Love With A Hero.But,I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Falling In Love With A Portrait.

Sir Cadogan Really Is A Nice Fellow, Though. He Certainly Knows How To Treat A Lady. Every So Often We Have A Threesome With Phineas Which I Must Admit Took Me A While To Get Used To, But, Well, Let Me Just Say Slytherins Aren't Associated With Snakes For Nothing.

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some some summaries

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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Fanfiction is taken from Youtube's YunJae Shattered part's 1-5 by the talented r3dc1nc1n .

Gesundheit.

feel free to go look it up.

I don't think that'll help.

this story is centering around Severus Snap

Oh no he didn't!

as the main character. everything else is up in the air.

Ah, I see: Snaps on a Plan.

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Severus wants Lily to notice him as more than a friend ...Can he make it? EDITING

I know EDITING (!!!) would sure attract me to someone, but I'm a freaky Ravenclaw. If it's Lily he's after, Severus should probably try some other chat-up routine.

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(the story's title)
Well How Did We Get Here?

Letting the days go by? Water flowing underground? My God! What have you done?

I,Lily Luna Potter Am In Love With A Hero.But,I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Falling In Love With A Portrait.

Sir Cadogan Really Is A Nice Fellow, Though. He Certainly Knows How To Treat A Lady. Every So Often We Have A Threesome With Phineas Which I Must Admit Took Me A While To Get Used To, But, Well, Let Me Just Say Slytherins Aren't Associated With Snakes For Nothing.

( Read more... )

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My cataloging assistant just read this rather strange book summary aloud to me from the OCLC record:

A novel about a fifteen-year-old prostitute who is actually a 2,000-year old werefox--

Here I interrupted, "Is Stephenie Meyer at it again?"

--who seduces men with her tail and drains them of their sexual power. She falls in love with a KGB officer who is actually a werewolf.

I asked what the heck was the title of this thing, and it's the English translation from Russian of The Sacred Book of the Werewolf by Viktor Pelevin.

Bemused by all this, all I could think to say was, "Well, I guess there's not much else to do in Siberia."

(no subject)

My cataloging assistant just read this rather strange book summary aloud to me from the OCLC record:

A novel about a fifteen-year-old prostitute who is actually a 2,000-year old werefox--

Here I interrupted, "Is Stephenie Meyer at it again?"

--who seduces men with her tail and drains them of their sexual power. She falls in love with a KGB officer who is actually a werewolf.

I asked what the heck was the title of this thing, and it's the English translation from Russian of The Sacred Book of the Werewolf by Viktor Pelevin.

Bemused by all this, all I could think to say was, "Well, I guess there's not much else to do in Siberia."

(no subject)

To the witches (and wizard, don't think I don't see you sniggering in the back row... oh, so sorry, I meant to say snogging. A mere slip of the tongue. And I'm sure your lady friend there agrees with me) whom it may concern: I am now elethian over at Dreamwidth.

(no subject)

To the witches (and wizard, don't think I don't see you sniggering in the back row... oh, so sorry, I meant to say snogging. A mere slip of the tongue. And I'm sure your lady friend there agrees with me) whom it may concern: I am now elethian over at Dreamwidth.