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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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snarry! they are having fun ;D there is some lime :D

But is there some coconut?

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Like when you bite into a jalepeno, at first nothing, then a small, scrathing tingling sensation, then after thirty seconds, a fiery raging inferno that eats at your spine. That's what its like when I'm with him: Severus Snape is my jalepeno.

....alll righty then.



(My condolences if you actually recognize this character and get the joke.)

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Scarlet Rosewood's from a very old, rich, and strict pureblood family. Though they are purebloods, none support the dark side. What happens Scarlet falls in love with Severus Snape, a Death Eater? Her parents ban her from seeing him ever seeing him again.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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