to summarize the summary of the summary: fanfic is a problem

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

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Severus Snape never got over Lily; he did however go to college. All new twists and turns with bran new adventured and a completely different future.

Ooh, I can't have bran fanfic. Goes right through me.

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Serena Shaye never thought that any of this could ever happen. First, she finds out she's a witch. Then, she finds true love! Everything is perfect.. except that one of the teachers has got it out for her!

HORACE! PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!

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Professor Snape couldn't fathom how this was happening to him. What had he ever done to deserve... smirk

"Deserve" smirk?

We hold this truth to be self-evident, that Severus Snape was endowed by his Creator with certain unalienable Rights...

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