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(sorry for the repost - I appear to have screwed up somehow on the first one.)
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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What if the Girl Who lived was turned into a kitten, by Ron who messed up his charm wording?
Ooer. That's an unfortunate nickname. Wonder how Ron came by it.
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Severus remembers when he fell in love with Hermione and writes her a letter. Inspired by David Bowies song
...entitled "I'm Afraid of Americans (Writing Fanfic)".
(unfortunately for this joke, the writer turns out to actually be British. shhh.)
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Be blind. It doesn't matter
The DMV begs to differ.
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Help me please, I cannot find this story.
That's what you get for just dumping everything all together in your "My Documents" folder.
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Can you imagine two Snapes?
Boy howdy! I can even imagine more if you like. *wiggles eyebrows and leers*
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Fits the Severitus Challenge. Will eventually be 40k words. Will focus on the father/son relationship of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Chapters 1-5 Now BETAD, the rest soon to fallow.
Always rotate your fanfics to prevent hard drive platter depletion.
PEASE REVIEW!
With bacon and stotty cake?
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Just a fun little 1-shot story that popped into my head. It was nuts all in one night to!
It was nuts all in one night to... what?
Anyway it's mostly an original story at the get go but as you can see by the category some Harry Potter flavor snuck in.
Have you misunderstood the meaning of "Fanfiction"-dot-net?
No telling if a sequel will fallow or not.
(more fallowness?)
Please, leave it fallow. I urge you sincerely.
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A local anesthetic, generally used in dental procedures.
Aww, come on, your fic wasn't that bad!
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Just days in the mixed up life of Harry who calls himself Garrett
Not Harry James Potter, but an incredible simulation.
(I wrote that, and yet I still keep misreading it as "incredible stimulation". Let's just move on, shall we?)
and his foster father Severus. Lots of innudos and sexual referance!
Lots of Menudo? What?
Now there's bandfic I don't need to read...
(personal trivia you didn't need to know: I seem to recall being kind of into Menudo in the 80s and thinking one of these guys was seriously cute, although looking at pictures now, I can't for the life of me figure out which one it would have been, as my tastes have rather changed. Possibly Sergio [bottom left]. Hopefully not Ricky Martin [top left]!)
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(could totally be a lot worse, but --)
Fem!Harry Potter is a twin. Older twin brother named boy-who-lived.
Wow. Clearly people totally sucked at baby names before there was the Internet.
What happens if Dumbledore made a mistake?
Some dame named Joanne Rowling writes a bunch of books about the consequences?
What if Harri is no longer who they think she is? Will she be bothered to help? Full Summary Inside. Pairings Not Decided. HP/VK HP/CW HP/DM
Um... but those... you... seem to have decided... whaa? *asplode*
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
-----
What if the Girl Who lived was turned into a kitten, by Ron who messed up his charm wording?
Ooer. That's an unfortunate nickname. Wonder how Ron came by it.
-----
Severus remembers when he fell in love with Hermione and writes her a letter. Inspired by David Bowies song
...entitled "I'm Afraid of Americans (Writing Fanfic)".
(unfortunately for this joke, the writer turns out to actually be British. shhh.)
-----
Be blind. It doesn't matter
The DMV begs to differ.
-----
Help me please, I cannot find this story.
That's what you get for just dumping everything all together in your "My Documents" folder.
-----
Can you imagine two Snapes?
Boy howdy! I can even imagine more if you like. *wiggles eyebrows and leers*
-----
Fits the Severitus Challenge. Will eventually be 40k words. Will focus on the father/son relationship of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. Chapters 1-5 Now BETAD, the rest soon to fallow.
Always rotate your fanfics to prevent hard drive platter depletion.
PEASE REVIEW!
With bacon and stotty cake?
-----
Just a fun little 1-shot story that popped into my head. It was nuts all in one night to!
It was nuts all in one night to... what?
Anyway it's mostly an original story at the get go but as you can see by the category some Harry Potter flavor snuck in.
Have you misunderstood the meaning of "Fanfiction"-dot-net?
No telling if a sequel will fallow or not.
(more fallowness?)
Please, leave it fallow. I urge you sincerely.
-----
A local anesthetic, generally used in dental procedures.
Aww, come on, your fic wasn't that bad!
-----
Just days in the mixed up life of Harry who calls himself Garrett
Not Harry James Potter, but an incredible simulation.
(I wrote that, and yet I still keep misreading it as "incredible stimulation". Let's just move on, shall we?)
and his foster father Severus. Lots of innudos and sexual referance!
Lots of Menudo? What?
Now there's bandfic I don't need to read...
(personal trivia you didn't need to know: I seem to recall being kind of into Menudo in the 80s and thinking one of these guys was seriously cute, although looking at pictures now, I can't for the life of me figure out which one it would have been, as my tastes have rather changed. Possibly Sergio [bottom left]. Hopefully not Ricky Martin [top left]!)
-----
(could totally be a lot worse, but --)
Fem!Harry Potter is a twin. Older twin brother named boy-who-lived.
Wow. Clearly people totally sucked at baby names before there was the Internet.
What happens if Dumbledore made a mistake?
Some dame named Joanne Rowling writes a bunch of books about the consequences?
What if Harri is no longer who they think she is? Will she be bothered to help? Full Summary Inside. Pairings Not Decided. HP/VK HP/CW HP/DM
Um... but those... you... seem to have decided... whaa? *asplode*