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arcanetrivia) wrote2011-04-25 03:54 pm
arcanetrivia) wrote2011-04-25 03:54 pm
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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are merely mediocre, and sometimes quite okay. They just all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
Extra note: Ladies and germs, I think this is probably going to be the last of these posts. It's been fun, but it's become just One More Scary Thing weighing me down with the feeling of others' expectations, which is kind of funny, because the other reason I think it's time to close up is that actually very few people seem to enjoy this kind of thing. I have MST3K riffing in my DNA, but it takes a particular kind of taste. I think also that some people may be faintly offended at my poking fun like this, and it seems a little hypocritical, or sympathetic-magicky: if I want to be excused and forgiven, I have to excuse and forgive others.
That said, onward:
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A Wizarding photo of a doe, strolls the halls of Hogwarts like a ghost that was not. One boy, wandering alone, grinds sugar against the canvas. Thus invisibility is broken by a trail of sweet. One discovery begs another, and what comes to light...
Huh. I don't get Beat poetry.
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Severus must spend the night in the hospital wing, luckily he has a redheaded visitor.
Anne of Green Gables?
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Short fic again,I know Snape stumbles across the same thing twice, poor guy...
Well if Fred and George would stop leaving the damn thing there...
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what if harrys parents were not human what if harry wasn't eiather
That'd be weird, but it'd make a lot more sense than if Harry were human with non-human parents.
was if harry took after his dad
Uh, that'd be canon.
what would happen if his mate did not even know he was his mate what would happen after harry was taken by padfoot the night of his britday.whatwould happen
"Britday"? That must be what they have in England instead of birthdays.
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Sloane was cursed. So was Severus. She was falling apart. He was building up walls that couldn't be broken. What will she do with her curse? What will he do with the walls when they brake?
Stop well short of them, hopefully.
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Harry goes to collect the body of Severus Snape ... but what happens when he finds out that it is not there? Has Snape gone very far?
Oh, no, wait, he's just over here behind the couch.
(alternate: Not without his distributor cap, he hasn't.)
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It's their Tenth. What better way to celebrate than with dinner?
Indeed. Gallifreyans like dinner too.
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hermione is trying to get Draco to eat a hot dog, then Snape walks in.
Who knew Hermione was a Discordian?
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look story
That's right, it's a story! Good job! You'll be on to naming shapes and colors before you know it.
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Both Snape and Savanah are stuck in a pickle when a potion goes awry.
Wow. Could the awryness have happened at a worse time? I mean, what with already being jammed into the middle of a vinegar-soaked cucumber and everything? Especially with that tart. This isn't going to do much for his sour disposition.
Extra note: Ladies and germs, I think this is probably going to be the last of these posts. It's been fun, but it's become just One More Scary Thing weighing me down with the feeling of others' expectations, which is kind of funny, because the other reason I think it's time to close up is that actually very few people seem to enjoy this kind of thing. I have MST3K riffing in my DNA, but it takes a particular kind of taste. I think also that some people may be faintly offended at my poking fun like this, and it seems a little hypocritical, or sympathetic-magicky: if I want to be excused and forgiven, I have to excuse and forgive others.
That said, onward:
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A Wizarding photo of a doe, strolls the halls of Hogwarts like a ghost that was not. One boy, wandering alone, grinds sugar against the canvas. Thus invisibility is broken by a trail of sweet. One discovery begs another, and what comes to light...
Huh. I don't get Beat poetry.
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Severus must spend the night in the hospital wing, luckily he has a redheaded visitor.
Anne of Green Gables?
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Short fic again,I know Snape stumbles across the same thing twice, poor guy...
Well if Fred and George would stop leaving the damn thing there...
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what if harrys parents were not human what if harry wasn't eiather
That'd be weird, but it'd make a lot more sense than if Harry were human with non-human parents.
was if harry took after his dad
Uh, that'd be canon.
what would happen if his mate did not even know he was his mate what would happen after harry was taken by padfoot the night of his britday.whatwould happen
"Britday"? That must be what they have in England instead of birthdays.
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Sloane was cursed. So was Severus. She was falling apart. He was building up walls that couldn't be broken. What will she do with her curse? What will he do with the walls when they brake?
Stop well short of them, hopefully.
-----
Harry goes to collect the body of Severus Snape ... but what happens when he finds out that it is not there? Has Snape gone very far?
Oh, no, wait, he's just over here behind the couch.
(alternate: Not without his distributor cap, he hasn't.)
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It's their Tenth. What better way to celebrate than with dinner?
Indeed. Gallifreyans like dinner too.
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hermione is trying to get Draco to eat a hot dog, then Snape walks in.
Who knew Hermione was a Discordian?
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look story
That's right, it's a story! Good job! You'll be on to naming shapes and colors before you know it.
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Both Snape and Savanah are stuck in a pickle when a potion goes awry.
Wow. Could the awryness have happened at a worse time? I mean, what with already being jammed into the middle of a vinegar-soaked cucumber and everything? Especially with that tart. This isn't going to do much for his sour disposition.
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Rorschach?
What better way to celebrate than with dinner?
Sex?
hermione is trying to get Draco to eat a hot dog
... [snicker]
Then she'll have him eat a banana, a peach, and a taco...
look story
Look Polish?
/MST joke
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"Severus must spend the night in the hospital wing, luckily he has a redheaded visitor."
Woody Woodpecker? hahahahaHAha......
Aw, I'm gonna miss these! But I can relate to the whole sympathetic magick angle.
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Woody Woodpecker? hahahahaHAha......
His proper name is Percy Weasley, if you don't mind...
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Ahhhh, you out did yourself! Seems you're going out with a bang. But yeah, I can see this could get to be work and not fun after a while. Thanks for sharing your madness though. :))
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