Some fic summaries that horrified me so much I didn't even read them for the trainwreck value:
Nearly killed by the Dursleys, Harry is rescued and raised since age four by the Vampire Salazar Slytherin along with his Roma Companions.
Harry is taken back through time when he discovers Snape's duplicity and finds himself having to adjust to 18th Century life, that is until a certain band of pirates make him an offer he can't refuse.
Harry is a weremouse. He was infected by a blood transfusion from a pregnant female weremouse.
None of these were labeled "crack" or "humour/parody", so I can only assume they were written in seriousness, which makes them that much more scary...
Nearly killed by the Dursleys, Harry is rescued and raised since age four by the Vampire Salazar Slytherin along with his Roma Companions.
Harry is taken back through time when he discovers Snape's duplicity and finds himself having to adjust to 18th Century life, that is until a certain band of pirates make him an offer he can't refuse.
Harry is a weremouse. He was infected by a blood transfusion from a pregnant female weremouse.
None of these were labeled "crack" or "humour/parody", so I can only assume they were written in seriousness, which makes them that much more scary...