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some kind of snark faery ([personal profile] arcanetrivia) wrote2007-12-10 02:51 pm
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Two men facing painful losses drown their sorrows, and make an already interesting roller coaster much more interesting...

If vomiting is "interesting", I suppose.

...it might be better than it sounds

...but I doubt it.

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when harry refuses to get on the train or even to the train station for that matter yes i know about the order but just be flexible so who comes to get the boywholived why our favorite sexy sevurus snape and he learns something disturbing slightly ooc

I really don't know what to say about this one. It's going to [livejournal.com profile] babb_chronicles. Here's the opening two sentences, if such things can still be called "sentences":

As Snape walked up the stairs of the disgusting bastards…cough the Durselys home because the ever so great Harry Potter did not go to the train station and get on the train what a bloody idiot does this bloody idiot does. He mentally sneered, all this because of Cedric, a Hufflepuff who had no real talent he still hated the fact that once the dunce almost burned down half the castle from one simple potion that was suppose to make somebody able to breath underwater that would worry one.

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Harry is a White Mage. More Powerful then Merlin. He is also the heir of Slytherin. When he goes to teach at Hogwarts he soils Dumbledore's manipulative plans and finds surprising alies. Yet why does everyone obey a White Mage without question? HP x ?

That one's going to [livejournal.com profile] pottersues. OMG.

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As the war gets more and more complicated, Brent must do what she's always detested. She must infiltrate the ranks of the Death Eaters and become the Order's newest spy. What happens when old issues are brought back to a boil and plans are set in motion?

The Death Eaters are going to have her out in five seconds flat. "Brent"? Soooo not a Death Eater name, sweetie.

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A woman is thrown into a place she should have known about, and into a situation where she is forced to marry. Meet Kate, younger sister to Lily Evans. Her story isn't like any other.

Not like any other? Not even a tiny bit? Then this is hardly fanfiction, now, is it?

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Severus Snape is a penniless artist . Lily Evans is a rich girl who is engaged . Severus saves Lily from killing herself and become friends . then they have the greatest love affair in history and they have to survive the sinking of Titanic ! first snilly

If you want to write Titanic fanfic, just go write Titanic fanfic. Don't drag poor Severus and Lily into it. Although I suppose he will like the part where he gets to draw Lily naked...

(oh my gawd. Severus and Remus whoop with victory as they run down the white-painted corridor... grinning from ear to ear. “We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world!” *ded*)

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What happens when Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape share an experience?

"Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

At least, that's what I'm going to do now that I've glanced at the fic and seen that it is indeed Severus/Minerva het, and not just gen with a vague summary as I thought it was going to be.

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Hermione Granger married Severus Snape nine years ago. They have eight children.

Thus finally wresting the coveted record for "Longest denial of the existence of birth control" from the Weasleys. (Or, as Groucho said, "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while.")

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
These are both hilarious and yet another indicator that my contempt for and grief over the human species' ability to express itself is entirely well-founded, even if I said some rather dubious things about my soul the other night.

[identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

More like, "Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, then mercifully Obliviate each other."
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[identity profile] venturous1.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
omg thanks for making me cry! (tears of hysterical laughter!)

"that would worry one" I'm worried. It's not safe to just go blundering about in fanfic land, is it?

[identity profile] corvus-coronis.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"cough the Durselys home" - that's one nove way to travel, I suppose. Sounds a bit uncomfortable though.. & I'm getting some bad mental images of what white Mage!Harry meant by 'soiling' DD's plans.

"Hermione Granger married Severus Snape nine years ago. They have eight children." Gotta love these breeder!Hermione fics... I somehow find it hard to imagine Snape forgetting the contraceptives after the first, let alone the eight. Unless of course he's intending to personally breed the dunderhead gene out of all wizardry.

aaaaugh

[identity profile] juniperus.livejournal.com 2007-12-11 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
my eyes bleed

[identity profile] bohemianspirit.livejournal.com 2007-12-15 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hermione Granger married Severus Snape nine years ago. They have eight children.

Wow. RatBastard!Severus LIVES!!!

...because what other kind of man would give his wife barely two or three months to recuperate before inflicting another pregnancy on her?

And WTF is with this "marriage law" fic? I know the WW is a bit heavy-handed in controlling people's lives, but this is ridiculous.