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[arcanetrivia]

A few sentences from a few charracters about how they few the meaning of love.

I few kind of uneasy about this.


(the title)
The Extremely Secret Blog of S Snape

For those for whom very secret just isn't enough.


Just an old response to an old challenge - by JayKay along the lines that Snape is found to be in possession of female body parts and they are 'in use!

Um. "In use". For what, by whom? Or am I better off not knowing?

Comments

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

>few!< glad that's over with! **hysterical cackling**

[ennta.livejournal.com]

Snape takes so much abuse in badfic. It pains me greatly.

[who_la_hoop]

I like the idea of an extremely secret blog. It's the juxtaposition of "extremely secret" and "blog" that makes it so lovely XD

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

"Merlin's pants, Hermione! Those are BOOBIES in those petri dishes!" Ron babbled, unable to take his eyes away from the mad-science creations.

"Of course they are, you idiot, stop staring, it's for potions," Hermione said crossly, rummaging through a cupboard.

"WHAT?" Ron shrieked.

"Keep your voice down!" Hermione hissed.

Ron mouthed "what?" silently, goggling.

"Breast milk is extremely important in antidotes, that's why Snape has those disgusting things; it's how potioners keep a fresh supply on hand," Hermione explained rapidly. "Aha. Found the boob-slang, I mean, boomslang, boomslang! We can go now."

Ron was still staring at the breasts.

"Ron! Come on, Snape will be back any minute and - No! Don't touch it!"

Breast milk squirted all over Ron's face.

"I *told* you! Episkey," Hermione cast, and grabbed Ron by the shoulder of his robes. "Come on!"

Ron, dazed, was dragged in her wake.