A few sentences from a few charracters about how they few the meaning of love.
I few kind of uneasy about this.
(the title)
The Extremely Secret Blog of S Snape
For those for whom very secret just isn't enough.
Just an old response to an old challenge - by JayKay along the lines that Snape is found to be in possession of female body parts and they are 'in use!
Um. "In use". For what, by whom? Or am I better off not knowing?
I few kind of uneasy about this.
(the title)
The Extremely Secret Blog of S Snape
For those for whom very secret just isn't enough.
Just an old response to an old challenge - by JayKay along the lines that Snape is found to be in possession of female body parts and they are 'in use!
Um. "In use". For what, by whom? Or am I better off not knowing?
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Date: February 12th, 2008 08:27 pm (UTC)From:Severus actually fares rather well, I think, relatively speaking, because people who are interested enough in him to write about him as a person (rather than a caricature) tend to have at least a certain number of IQ points. Take Draco, for example, poor creature. He gets treatment as bad or worse and by far more people. (I was reading someone's stats pulled from FFN last year and I think Harry/Draco and Draco/Hermione were the top two pairings in the Harry Potter section on FFN.)
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Date: February 12th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: February 13th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)From:"Of course they are, you idiot, stop staring, it's for potions," Hermione said crossly, rummaging through a cupboard.
"WHAT?" Ron shrieked.
"Keep your voice down!" Hermione hissed.
Ron mouthed "what?" silently, goggling.
"Breast milk is extremely important in antidotes, that's why Snape has those disgusting things; it's how potioners keep a fresh supply on hand," Hermione explained rapidly. "Aha. Found the boob-slang, I mean, boomslang, boomslang! We can go now."
Ron was still staring at the breasts.
"Ron! Come on, Snape will be back any minute and - No! Don't touch it!"
Breast milk squirted all over Ron's face.
"I *told* you! Episkey," Hermione cast, and grabbed Ron by the shoulder of his robes. "Come on!"
Ron, dazed, was dragged in her wake.
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