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[arcanetrivia]

Utterly random tiny fragment of Harry/Draco (if you squint a little). I wanted Severus to make an appearance but he refused. Warning for alcohol and silliness. Long note is longer note than fic.

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Harry walked in and promptly fell over.

"You're drunk," said Draco.

"'M not," said Harry. "'M jus' feelin' no pain."

Draco bit him hard on the back of the neck.

"AAARGH! That hurt, you son of a bitch!"

"My mother is immaterial, and you are a liar."

"If I'm a liar then you aren't a son of a bitch either, which means either you aren't a son or your mother isn't a bitch and oh bugger I've just lost another one haven't I."

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My brain hurts. I wish I could write. I have 3000 words of pointless smut sitting on my hard drive but I can't turn it into Severus/any-canon-character so there it sits.

Comments

[blamebrampton.livejournal.com]

SNORT! That's extremely clever and bloody funny!

[arcanetrivia]

thanks!

[lilyevans-snape.livejournal.com]

And it's a bloody shame that the smut can't be magicked into something fit for public consumption too, because it would so be a success! :-)

[arcanetrivia]

Ha... I suppose...

[arcanetrivia]

Severus is standing in the doorway bemoaning the fact that for some unknown reason he chose to saddle himself with two impudent children.

That was pretty much it. He was sitting in the next room shaking his head and wishing a very merry hangover to Harry.

It's just that your Severus muse is a very fickle creature. He's so disobliging that way.

Oh no, Severus is in it. It's the female character who isn't anyone. (what? I wrote Severus/not-Lily?)

I like your icon :)