In an AU exists a Slytherin Harry and in another a Gryffindor Harry. What happens when the gaps in one person get too large...I predict....
death....and how does fate deal with it? HPSS, HPLV and DMBZHP. Not for ppl w outstanding morals.Phew! That excuses me from duty, then.
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After finishing Harry Potter 7, I was so surprised to find the truth about Snape, and was so impressed that I write this fanfic. Any merit, refer it to J.K. Million thanks for her having written the story so good. Please comment.I think she's got to be up to J.K. Trillion by now.
(I was amused to see Severus described as a "hapless chap" in this one.)
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Snape finally meets his daughter, just as he decides he loves Harry. But she likes Potter too, enough to..do the dirty deed with him.But was it done dirt cheap?
(Points for almost naming the daughter Semele, which though alliterative, would at least not have been a &*^!ing
Serena. Points immediately lost, however, for taking a left turn and calling her Semilie instead.)
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harry snape get it on.!"We were
going to, if you'd noticed," Harry said, indicating his naked body as he lay spread-eagle on the bed, "but we'd rather do it on our own schedule, thanks." He shook his head and turned to look at Severus. "Some people are so fucking impatient, aren't they?"
"Myself included," Severus said, running his fingertip down the line of Harry's throat.
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A potion induced comma sends tow unlikely people into a singing moment. *shudders* Song fic AUIf you ever wanted to picture Severus and Hermione playing the parts of Aladdin and Jasmine, here's your opportunity. Hmm... although you know, Severus
would make a good Jafar. Also starring: Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of Fawkes. O.o
( But 'a potion induced comma'? That calls for crack!fic... )---
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Severus relies on his one reliable friend.As opposed to his
unreliable friends, you'll note. Plenty of common sense, that bloke...
(another entire summary from the same author)
Severus observes something that Lily had already noticed....but apparently a bit slow on the uptake.
(I'm tempted to offer an MST3K line here:
Lily: "Oh! What's that?" Severus: "That means I like you!")
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(fic doesn't look that bad actually)
Harry has forgotten. Features crazy harry.No thanks; I prefer dirty Harry. (Do I feel lucky?)
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Its a wonderful life. Snape wishes he had never been born after Lily's death. A one-shot.His wish is my command. Alakazam! He's now been born over 21 years before Lily's death.
Once again, kids,
clause order matters.(That movie would totally be the Christmas classic in my household. Forget that Jimmy Stewart guy; give me Severus!)
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Hermione goes on strike from Snape. Post war. Pretty much ignored DH.We always knew it was going to end in a strike. The man's just been bloody unreasonable at the bargaining table. Gryffindors Local 7163 unite!