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Wow, it's sure been a long time since I did a batch of these. I've built up quite a few RSS-feed stars over about six weeks.
NB: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that was goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.
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Ever had a time where you didn't know what to do. Harry's starting his 6th year but before he starts he founds out he has a father but who.
So until the age of 16 Harry he thought he was an immaculate conception?
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A dark figure lies in wait at Hermione's house. She arrives home to a surprise she certainly wasn't expecting.
circular definition n. See circular definition.
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Wake up Severus. Please wake up. Just don't leave me here all alone. I couldn't bare it." SS/HP DRABBLE
"Come on, please. You know this outfit takes four hands to get me into and out of. How am I supposed to bare anything if you don't wake up?"
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Drabble. Snupin. Yaoi/slash. Snape falls on top of Lupin.
Arse-first and very, very precisely.
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You are going to die. Does this worry you? I urge you-don't be afraid. I'm nothing if not fair. The question is, what color will everything be at the moment I come for you?"
"A kind of off-white, I suppose, er... what do you mean? What colour is yours?"
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Well snape goes to show dumbly his kid and dumbly goes all wise on him.
Yeah, entering that kid in a beauty contest probably wasn't the brightest idea ever, sad to say, but then he had to go and crack wise about it...!
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“You were no child Harry, what you are and were is so unbelievable and inspiring, a god’s sent for all us little mortals.”
I'm sure finding it pretty unbelievable.
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How a certain potions master views Hermione and how this view changes over the course of her years at Hogwarts. Is that romance I smell?
If that's what you want to call it, sure, but I'm getting the Lysol. And would it have killed them to wash the sheets once in a while?
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inspired by a random fic i read....... chatrooms can lead to anything right? right so u mix in dumbles, the potions dude we all love, and the rest of the hogwarts cast, plus romance and the duck lord from a ff i read and u get love and doom!rated t w/ m
"Potions dude"?
Surf's up, dunderheads!
"Duck lord", on the other hand, gets Google results ready-made; who needs me? Behold the duck lord Steve!
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Be warned: Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy.
Snape has a gooey center in his usual timeline. Nagini proved that.
("Everybody is a book of blood. Wherever we're opened, we're red.")
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Severus Snape is still alive. Harry Potter ended up saving him in the Shrieking Shack. Although me may be alive, Severus has lost a great deal for it.
Including a little of his dignity from your having written this story.
NB: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that was goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.
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Ever had a time where you didn't know what to do. Harry's starting his 6th year but before he starts he founds out he has a father but who.
So until the age of 16 Harry he thought he was an immaculate conception?
-----
A dark figure lies in wait at Hermione's house. She arrives home to a surprise she certainly wasn't expecting.
circular definition n. See circular definition.
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Wake up Severus. Please wake up. Just don't leave me here all alone. I couldn't bare it." SS/HP DRABBLE
"Come on, please. You know this outfit takes four hands to get me into and out of. How am I supposed to bare anything if you don't wake up?"
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Drabble. Snupin. Yaoi/slash. Snape falls on top of Lupin.
Arse-first and very, very precisely.
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You are going to die. Does this worry you? I urge you-don't be afraid. I'm nothing if not fair. The question is, what color will everything be at the moment I come for you?"
"A kind of off-white, I suppose, er... what do you mean? What colour is yours?"
-----
Well snape goes to show dumbly his kid and dumbly goes all wise on him.
Yeah, entering that kid in a beauty contest probably wasn't the brightest idea ever, sad to say, but then he had to go and crack wise about it...!
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“You were no child Harry, what you are and were is so unbelievable and inspiring, a god’s sent for all us little mortals.”
I'm sure finding it pretty unbelievable.
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How a certain potions master views Hermione and how this view changes over the course of her years at Hogwarts. Is that romance I smell?
If that's what you want to call it, sure, but I'm getting the Lysol. And would it have killed them to wash the sheets once in a while?
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inspired by a random fic i read....... chatrooms can lead to anything right? right so u mix in dumbles, the potions dude we all love, and the rest of the hogwarts cast, plus romance and the duck lord from a ff i read and u get love and doom!rated t w/ m
"Potions dude"?
Surf's up, dunderheads!
"Duck lord", on the other hand, gets Google results ready-made; who needs me? Behold the duck lord Steve!
-----
Be warned: Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy.
Snape has a gooey center in his usual timeline. Nagini proved that.
("Everybody is a book of blood. Wherever we're opened, we're red.")
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Severus Snape is still alive. Harry Potter ended up saving him in the Shrieking Shack. Although me may be alive, Severus has lost a great deal for it.
Including a little of his dignity from your having written this story.
