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Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously. I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones, but they had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way. Sometimes the fics are horrible, but most frequently they're simply mediocre, and occasionally there's a perfectly good one that just had a funny slip-up in the summary.
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ONESHOT. SS/HG 'Christmas. Of all the holidays Snape hated most, Christmas was the number one. Now, it wasn’t because he was some grump who ‘bah-humbug-ed’ the Christmas Spirit, because Merlin knew that Snape was very full of Christmas cheer'
...seeing as he owned the oldest wizarding distillery in Britain.
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Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
No, no, no! Just put Granger in a threesome with Potter and Malfoy.
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harry gets a few gifts at his birhtday, cant tell anyone...Severus elsker ham...
Aw, that was nice of Severus, to send him some real food so he's not just living on cake and sweets.
Dumbledore is evil, knows harry is hiding something but not what... full summary inside...not a story for week heartet...
I'll come back in a week then, shall I? Will it be a story then?
MPRG...I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP..IM STUCK BAD..hel
Sorry, I think Hel is pretty much a one-way journey.
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Neville brews a potion. Warnings: non-con, slash, mpreg.
Yikes! Potions sure is srs bsns.
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A Potion Master's lot is not a happy one and Hermione's homemade eggnog is unlikely to sweeten his Christmas.
She should stop putting wormwood in it.
With a month of silence from Granger up for grabs, will Severus admit her eggnog is enjoyable?
A month? Now that's what I call a blow-job!
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When Severus ask what Harry wanted most in the world he never believed he would make it come true.SS/Hp Mpeg. Slash, Character death.
Apparently Harry is expecting a bouncing baby fanvid...
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Snape was capable of love? Love so deep and penetrating that it hurt your very soul?" Its amazing how a single kiss can change everything, now Harry and Snape have to get married, will they survive? SS/HP slash. Language. Violence. LOVE.
Oh noes! Not LOVE! I'm glad they warned for it, because they were going to get quite a flame from me otherwise.
(Maybe it's an acronym for something sinister...)
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A girl who finds out she is a wizard starts as a fourth year, and has an odd attraction to Snape.
She finds out she's a wizard? I think she has bigger problems than an attraction to Snape.
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Sometimes when things end, it seems bad at the time, but when it is reflected upon, it can be seen as part of a small journey.
Yeah, I felt like that at the end of the OotP film too.
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(I actually kinda like this fic, but I couldn't resist this setup.)
(the fic's title:)
Juvendus Delinquus
I wonder who's going to be getting naked in this one?
AU A belated 5th year fic. After being cursed by an unknown enemy, Snape hides out in absolutely the least likely location.
It's nice that Moaning Myrtle finally got someone to keep her company in that toilet.
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A rather late Christmas drabble regarding Hermione, Snape and his spoon several years later.
Little-known fact: Severus used to be the Tick.
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ONESHOT. SS/HG 'Christmas. Of all the holidays Snape hated most, Christmas was the number one. Now, it wasn’t because he was some grump who ‘bah-humbug-ed’ the Christmas Spirit, because Merlin knew that Snape was very full of Christmas cheer'
...seeing as he owned the oldest wizarding distillery in Britain.
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Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
No, no, no! Just put Granger in a threesome with Potter and Malfoy.
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harry gets a few gifts at his birhtday, cant tell anyone...Severus elsker ham...
Aw, that was nice of Severus, to send him some real food so he's not just living on cake and sweets.
Dumbledore is evil, knows harry is hiding something but not what... full summary inside...not a story for week heartet...
I'll come back in a week then, shall I? Will it be a story then?
MPRG...I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP..IM STUCK BAD..hel
Sorry, I think Hel is pretty much a one-way journey.
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Neville brews a potion. Warnings: non-con, slash, mpreg.
Yikes! Potions sure is srs bsns.
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A Potion Master's lot is not a happy one and Hermione's homemade eggnog is unlikely to sweeten his Christmas.
She should stop putting wormwood in it.
With a month of silence from Granger up for grabs, will Severus admit her eggnog is enjoyable?
A month? Now that's what I call a blow-job!
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When Severus ask what Harry wanted most in the world he never believed he would make it come true.SS/Hp Mpeg. Slash, Character death.
Apparently Harry is expecting a bouncing baby fanvid...
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Snape was capable of love? Love so deep and penetrating that it hurt your very soul?" Its amazing how a single kiss can change everything, now Harry and Snape have to get married, will they survive? SS/HP slash. Language. Violence. LOVE.
Oh noes! Not LOVE! I'm glad they warned for it, because they were going to get quite a flame from me otherwise.
(Maybe it's an acronym for something sinister...)
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A girl who finds out she is a wizard starts as a fourth year, and has an odd attraction to Snape.
She finds out she's a wizard? I think she has bigger problems than an attraction to Snape.
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Sometimes when things end, it seems bad at the time, but when it is reflected upon, it can be seen as part of a small journey.
Yeah, I felt like that at the end of the OotP film too.
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(I actually kinda like this fic, but I couldn't resist this setup.)
(the fic's title:)
Juvendus Delinquus
I wonder who's going to be getting naked in this one?
AU A belated 5th year fic. After being cursed by an unknown enemy, Snape hides out in absolutely the least likely location.
It's nice that Moaning Myrtle finally got someone to keep her company in that toilet.
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A rather late Christmas drabble regarding Hermione, Snape and his spoon several years later.
Little-known fact: Severus used to be the Tick.
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