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Children have stopped being born, and monuments that stood for thousands of years have begun to crumble. The Eye of Providence has closed, and the triquetra has broken. Who would have known two men stuck in a veil would cause destruction for all worlds?
...did I miss the part where this became a Harry Potter fic?
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Harry goes walkies! ends up back in time! however, to him it turns into a nightmare...after a while he can safely say he's having the time of his life! slash! will the Mauraders get on with Harry? where will Harry be sorted? where else? SLYTHERIN!
Harry "goes walkies"? Slytherin House really has gone to the dogs. (Had gone? Will have gone? Willan on-went? For further tense correction consult Dr. Streetmentioner's book.)
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Hermione has escaped the trauma of Ron's death to Lapland, the mysterious winter country. As she struggles to grasp life again, she comes face to face with someone who is supposed to have passed on. The man in black. SS&HG
Having come face to face with him, she decides to go to "Lapland" a second time. Songfic to "I Walk the Line".
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Snape looks through a window and sees Lily Evans – in Harry Potter. Based on 'The Prince's Tale'.
Genderswitch, voyeurism AND time-travelling incest? Kinky! (At least I hope it's time-travel, because otherwise that there is some fucked up pedo, yo.)
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Hermione Granger is staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer, with only her piano to keep her company. One night Severus Snape shows up beaten and bloody. Will she be able to save him?
What, with a piano? Sectumsempra countercurse "that sounded almost like song", eat your heart out.
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When problems appear, Severe Snare is here!
But alas, he is confronted with the only enemy he has never defeated: the spell-checker.
(I am now having crazy, horrifying visions of Severus in an Underdog costume.)
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(The entire summary)
Snape needs his tea. There's no other way to put it.
Hey, a man has needs. We understand.
...did I miss the part where this became a Harry Potter fic?
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Harry goes walkies! ends up back in time! however, to him it turns into a nightmare...after a while he can safely say he's having the time of his life! slash! will the Mauraders get on with Harry? where will Harry be sorted? where else? SLYTHERIN!
Harry "goes walkies"? Slytherin House really has gone to the dogs. (Had gone? Will have gone? Willan on-went? For further tense correction consult Dr. Streetmentioner's book.)
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Hermione has escaped the trauma of Ron's death to Lapland, the mysterious winter country. As she struggles to grasp life again, she comes face to face with someone who is supposed to have passed on. The man in black. SS&HG
Having come face to face with him, she decides to go to "Lapland" a second time. Songfic to "I Walk the Line".
---
Snape looks through a window and sees Lily Evans – in Harry Potter. Based on 'The Prince's Tale'.
Genderswitch, voyeurism AND time-travelling incest? Kinky! (At least I hope it's time-travel, because otherwise that there is some fucked up pedo, yo.)
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Hermione Granger is staying at Grimmauld Place for the summer, with only her piano to keep her company. One night Severus Snape shows up beaten and bloody. Will she be able to save him?
What, with a piano? Sectumsempra countercurse "that sounded almost like song", eat your heart out.
---
When problems appear, Severe Snare is here!
But alas, he is confronted with the only enemy he has never defeated: the spell-checker.
(I am now having crazy, horrifying visions of Severus in an Underdog costume.)
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(The entire summary)
Snape needs his tea. There's no other way to put it.
Hey, a man has needs. We understand.
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Date: January 5th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: January 5th, 2008 06:43 am (UTC)From:And the last one. *sigh* That story is painful. kicks Trelawney with steel-toed boot Severus just does not strike me as the type to wear Docs. I'd expect him to wear something he could creep around the castle and sneak up on folks in. Just saying is all.
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Date: January 5th, 2008 07:43 am (UTC)From:Well, let them out! The bellydancer wants it back now!
(Starring Severus Snape and Harry Potter as Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, with Hermione as Dorothy Lamour, in "Road to Xanadu".
Also, I want to know who Boggarted Snape into the Underdog costume.