(no subject)

[arcanetrivia]

Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.

-----

Oneshot, Hermione died and somebody has to pick up the pieces.

Since the killer had used liquid nitrogen and a sledgehammer.

-----

A new Fifth Year Girl has the Marauders of Hogwarts feeling nervous and unsafe. What is it about this new girl that has them feeling this way?

Her .50 Desert Eagle?

-----

Here is a story about Harry and his life it will be very AU starting in the muggle world. james and lilly are alive but has not raised harry. he was kidnapped by OC and will live with this man for some years. but he will know about magic slash .

He's in for a treat, then, as those of us who already know about magic slash can tell!

-----

Ron Doesnt Quite Understand Why It Happened, Lucky For Him His Girl Friend Luna Is There To Tell The Story Of Ginny

But Unluckily For Him, Luna's "Story Of Ginny" Describes His Mum and Dad Doing Things That He'd Really Rather Not Have Ever Thought About.

-----

The Marauders and co. celebrate Thanksgivings through the ages. From first year to Harry's birth.

Um.

Britpick FAIL.

-----

Ron and Hermione are Dating what happens when Hermione gets pregnant

Wow, Ron and Hermione are both dating her fetus? I guess all those people saying gay marriage was a slippery slope were right!

-----

(this story has been deleted)

Severus Snape found a old dairy in the library one night while studying,

Oh, that? That's been there. Not very observant, is he?

as he digging deeper into the pages he finds that the previous owner is hurting the student of the school.

Ah yes, the milk and cheese racket... source of so much degeneracy among Britain's youth.

-----

anew extention is added to Harry Potter

He finally called for more information about natural male enhancement.

-----

FemaleHarry. Forced to go into the past, Henrietta Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are defiantly not impressed, scepically when they find out they have to live the rest of their lives there. Nope...defiantly not inpressed: full summarry inside

That's so funny, because I am also defiantly not impressed!

-----

Young Tom Riddle wasn't expecting a trip to the future or any of the concequences that come with it. This is a Tom goes to the future story.

Just what did he expect when he bought that DeLorean?

Comments

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

Severus snape was alone in the library, studying for his OWLs while the other students wasted their time on something as frivolous as eating dinner. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling in distaste. "What's that smell?!", he wondered aloud. "It smells like rancid milk!" He put down his potions book, and began to search for the source of the pungent odor. It was behind a false bookcase in the restricted section of the library that he found it -- an old abandoned dairy. A gaunt cow looked up at him balefully and mooed.

Severus was not impressed, and he was defiant about it!

[arcanetrivia]

*laughs*