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It's been a while since I made a summary post, so, here: submitted for your approval, even though there aren't ten of them (the usual threshold).
Note on this one, if you're not familiar with the fanfiction.net rating system: "T" is a "teen" rating and "M" is "mature".
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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It's after the Final Battle and beacuse of all the damage at Hotgwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, school was set back a year. So Hermione, harry, and Ron are in their 7th year of school. This year they don't have to wear uniforms.
No wonder it's Hotgwarts then! WOOOO! NAKED TIME!
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What if the Potters survived the attack & thought Tony was the Boy-Who-Lived?
Tony? Who's Tony? I don't know no Tony.
And they abandoned 15 month old Harry and 7 month old Justin?
Then, uh... they'd be bad parents?
(What Justin? Justin Finch-Fletchley? How'd they get a hold of him?)
Severus adopts Harry and Justin. T is 4 detailed descriptions!
Good call. Children can't handle details.
P.S. This story is childhood-Harry post-graduation.
My, my, Harry's quite the prodigy, isn't he?
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Hermione is given a clue.
"Oh, thank you, but I already have plenty of these. Here, Ron, you take it. And be sure to share it with Harry!"
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October Potter was someone nobody knew existed.
I certainly didn't.
She was different, she had powers most people did not.
OMG, is she, like, a WITCH???
She was Harry's fraternal twin sister. What happens when she falls in love? And with none other than Professor Snape?
Please note that somehow, despite being Harry's sister, she's apparently a pureblood, and twelve.
Rated M for language/later chps.
I'm not sure I want to see anything M-rated that involves Erik Estrada...
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Lily falls in love with James, terrible summary sorry, please read:
Ugh, that sure is a terrible summary. No way am I reading that!
(Lily/James fans: No ship hate intended. Just taking the piss here.)
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Hermione wakes up on her 18th birthday feeling like something was off, and she is not the only one who notices.
"Hmmm, there seems to be a draft in here..."
"HERMIONE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, WHY DON'T YOU!"
(see also: Hotgwarts)
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Self-worth is an enormous battle one must face. Myself included. Two soul mates must either come together or fall apart. Warning: Mpreg. Male/Male. No actual lemon Severus is extremely emotional. Harry sounds like a jerk.
If your Severus is extremely emotional, you must have got an artificial lemon Severus by mistake.
Note on this one, if you're not familiar with the fanfiction.net rating system: "T" is a "teen" rating and "M" is "mature".
Disclaimer: Do not take too seriously; I am not necessarily saying the fics in question are bad ones. Sometimes they are horrible, but more often they are just mediocre, and sometimes quite okay, but they all had something in their summaries that I found goofy, misused, or amusing in some other way.
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It's after the Final Battle and beacuse of all the damage at Hotgwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, school was set back a year. So Hermione, harry, and Ron are in their 7th year of school. This year they don't have to wear uniforms.
No wonder it's Hotgwarts then! WOOOO! NAKED TIME!
-----
What if the Potters survived the attack & thought Tony was the Boy-Who-Lived?
Tony? Who's Tony? I don't know no Tony.
And they abandoned 15 month old Harry and 7 month old Justin?
Then, uh... they'd be bad parents?
(What Justin? Justin Finch-Fletchley? How'd they get a hold of him?)
Severus adopts Harry and Justin. T is 4 detailed descriptions!
Good call. Children can't handle details.
P.S. This story is childhood-Harry post-graduation.
My, my, Harry's quite the prodigy, isn't he?
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Hermione is given a clue.
"Oh, thank you, but I already have plenty of these. Here, Ron, you take it. And be sure to share it with Harry!"
-----
October Potter was someone nobody knew existed.
I certainly didn't.
She was different, she had powers most people did not.
OMG, is she, like, a WITCH???
She was Harry's fraternal twin sister. What happens when she falls in love? And with none other than Professor Snape?
Please note that somehow, despite being Harry's sister, she's apparently a pureblood, and twelve.
Rated M for language/later chps.
I'm not sure I want to see anything M-rated that involves Erik Estrada...
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Lily falls in love with James, terrible summary sorry, please read:
Ugh, that sure is a terrible summary. No way am I reading that!
(Lily/James fans: No ship hate intended. Just taking the piss here.)
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Hermione wakes up on her 18th birthday feeling like something was off, and she is not the only one who notices.
"Hmmm, there seems to be a draft in here..."
"HERMIONE, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, WHY DON'T YOU!"
(see also: Hotgwarts)
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Self-worth is an enormous battle one must face. Myself included. Two soul mates must either come together or fall apart. Warning: Mpreg. Male/Male. No actual lemon Severus is extremely emotional. Harry sounds like a jerk.
If your Severus is extremely emotional, you must have got an artificial lemon Severus by mistake.
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)From:--beat Harry over the head with it. Repeatedly, if necessary!"
"Harry sounds like a jerk"
And we can tell the difference... how?
/Sorry... kind of.
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:45 am (UTC)From:And we can tell the difference... how?
/Sorry... kind of.
*snerk* I had that kind of thought too, but couldn't come up with something strong enough. :)
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:44 am (UTC)From:...And don't even get me started on the Severus made with high-fructose corn syrup!
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Date: April 19th, 2010 12:45 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: April 19th, 2010 07:02 am (UTC)From:Lemon Severus is also very sour and bitter.
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Date: April 19th, 2010 08:44 pm (UTC)From:I've seen mpreg out there where the male was impregnated by a female. (I say "seen" because I don't like mpreg so I generally don't actually read it.)
Lemon Severus is also very sour and bitter.
Of course, so is Original Flavor.
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Date: April 19th, 2010 10:04 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: April 19th, 2010 08:42 am (UTC)From:I refer you to my alternative book seven cover...
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Date: April 19th, 2010 08:45 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: April 23rd, 2010 08:58 pm (UTC)From:What is it about a children's series depicting little kids at a wizarding school that gets us all pervy?
Thanks for posting these Elethian! Always a good laugh.